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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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callgirl1 Mon 06-Jan-20 22:29:10

Babysitting can be such hard work
The kids want an encore of my "twerk"
So turn the music up
Forget you`re a grown up
And don`t care if you look a berk!

In my day we danced the Twist

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crazyH Mon 06-Jan-20 23:53:43

In my day we danced the Twist
Chubby Chekker was on my list

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Billybob4491 Tue 07-Jan-20 06:53:34

In my day we danced the Twist
Chubby Checker was on my list
I danced myself silly

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henetha Tue 07-Jan-20 10:04:50

In my day we danced the Twist
Chubby Checker was on my list
I danced myself silly
With my boyfriend Billy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Jan-20 12:21:53

In my day we danced the Twist
Chubby Checker was on my list
I danced myself silly
With my boyfriend Billy
Nowadays I sit down and play Whist.

There was a wily old wizard from Wick

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Billybob4491 Tue 07-Jan-20 17:07:28

There was a wily old wizard from Wick
I do believe his name was Dick

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Jan-20 17:53:32

There was a wily old wizard from Wick
I do believe his name was Dick
The story is told

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 07-Jan-20 17:57:11

There was a wily old wizard from Wick
I do believe his name was Dick
The story is told
That he had a cold

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Amee Tue 07-Jan-20 18:40:18

There was a wily old wizard from Wick
I do believe his name was Dick
The story is told
That he had a cold
Which vanished pretty damn quick!

How I wish I had wings to fly

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Juliet27 Tue 07-Jan-20 20:08:01

How I wish I had wings to fly
Oh to be up there in the sky

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Jan-20 22:10:29

How I wish I had wings to fly
Oh to be up there in the sky
Seeking a star

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callgirl1 Tue 07-Jan-20 23:18:38

How I wish I had wings to fly
Oh to be up there in the sky
Seeking a star
That`s come from afar

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crazyH Tue 07-Jan-20 23:43:54

How I wish I had wings to fly
Oh to be up there in the sky
Seeking a star
That`s come from afar
Will I find the God that lives up High?

I'd rather He staves me off for a while yet

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 08:35:18

I'd rather He staves me off for a while yet
I'm off to the 'bookies', I made a good bet

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henetha Wed 08-Jan-20 10:43:24

I'd rather He staves me off for a while yet
I'm off to the 'bookies', I made a good bet,
I need to win

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Billybob4491 Wed 08-Jan-20 11:44:31

I'd rather He staves me off for a while yet
I'm off to the bookies, I made a good bet,
I need to win,
Although I know gambling is a sin,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Jan-20 13:18:21

I'd rather he staves me off for a while yet
I'm off to the bookies, I made a good bet
I need to win
I know gambling is a sin
Just the odd million needed to join the jet-set.

But really I prefer a quieter life

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Billybob4491 Wed 08-Jan-20 13:49:05

But really I prefer a quieter life
One that is free from trouble and strife

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 19:25:54

But really I prefer a quieter life
One that is free from trouble and strife
Work when I please

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Jan-20 19:30:44

But really I prefer a quieter life
One that is free from trouble and strife
Work when I please
Doze off with ease

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Jangran99 Wed 08-Jan-20 19:43:41

But really I prefer a quieter life
One that is free from trouble and strife
Work when I please
Doze off with ease
Slide through the day like a warm butter knife .

At last the house is free from clutter

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Juliet27 Wed 08-Jan-20 21:03:03

At last the house is free from clutter
Thank goodness for that I’m heard to utter

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crazyH Wed 08-Jan-20 21:41:22

At last the house is free from clutter
Thank goodness for that I’m heard to utter
No bits of tinsel

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Jangran99 Thu 09-Jan-20 00:09:30

At last the house is free from clutter
Thank goodness for that I’m heard to utter
No bits of tinsel
Like tails prehensile

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henetha Thu 09-Jan-20 10:53:00

At last the house is free from clutter
Thank goodness for that I’m heard to utter
No bits of tinsel
Like tails prehensile
And I've got time to churn some butter.

Now back to normal, what next I wonder

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