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Limericks 11

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Oct-19 06:58:01

Continuing from 9

I was tempted to conjure a spell
Leave the house with a horrible smell

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 15:08:37

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 30-Oct-19 15:09:42

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper

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Quesera Wed 30-Oct-19 15:10:17

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Must get through as soon as it’s green

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Quesera Wed 30-Oct-19 15:12:04

Uh-oh senior moment, ignore!

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Quesera Wed 30-Oct-19 15:15:54

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper
When the light goes green I’ll be glad.

I wondering what to cook tonight

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Quesera Wed 30-Oct-19 15:19:00

Should be “I’m”?

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 15:21:09

What's about roadworks that gets us so mad
Stuck in another queue and feeling sad
Dying for. a cuppa
wondering what's for supper
Oh!! lights' turned green, that's not too bad.

What a disaster ! My pipes have frozen

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 15:23:48

Sorry Quesera...we'll go with yours.

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 30-Oct-19 15:27:36

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 15:31:03

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf
Not enough to feed an elf

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 30-Oct-19 15:55:49

I'm wondering what to cook tonight
My frig is empty and I have no light
There's just two tins on the shelf
Not enough to feed an elf
How on earth can I suppress my appetite?

Once again, I'm off to the take-away

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 16:00:24

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away

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FarNorth Wed 30-Oct-19 17:53:11

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand

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crazyH Wed 30-Oct-19 18:18:11

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand
A bargain I'll land

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 30-Oct-19 18:28:16

Once again, I'm off to the take-away
One thing is sure, I won't waste away
With cash in my hand
A bargain I'll land
It will be the best meal I've had today.

Claire's wardrobe needing clearing out

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Oct-19 19:51:41

Claire's wardrobe's needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there's no doubt

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callgirl1 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:17:35

Claire`s wardrobe`s needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there`s no doubt
The crinoline dress

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Gemini1789 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:18:51

I must confess

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Gemini1789 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:19:55

Oops should’ve copied previous lines.

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:40:08

Claire`s wardrobes needing clearing out
Some clothes are ancient there`s no doubt
The crinoline dress
I must confess
Would make me look like a trout

As for her piles of boots and shoes!

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:44:56

Just seen Bella's earlier post and agree with her suggestion of 2 separate poetry threads.I know it's just a game but some of us prefer the limerick structure.

As for her piles of boots and shoes!

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Jangran99 Wed 30-Oct-19 23:48:55

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 31-Oct-19 00:04:20

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!

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Jangran99 Thu 31-Oct-19 00:08:40

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!
No wonder Mum nags

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Juliet27 Thu 31-Oct-19 00:35:55

As for her piles of boots and shoes!
From every corner they tumble and ooze
Then there's her bags!
No wonder Mum nags
It’s turned the poor woman to booze.

She started with just gin and tonics

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