Limericks 12

I'd like to stop and build a snowman
Not chunky but more like a bowman
With pine cones for eyes

I'd like to stop and build a snowman
Not chunky but more like a bowman
With pine cones for eyes
Depends on his size

I'd like to stop and build a snowman
Not chunky but more like a bowman
With pine cones for eyes
Depends on his size
If he's too big then it's no, man

Came across this one Juliet ?

There was an old man from Puncknowle

There was an old man from Puncknowle
Who was scared of the Channel Tunnel

There was an old man from Puncknowle
Who was scared of the Channel Tunnel
So he swam to France

There was an old man from Puncknowle
Who was scared of the Channel Tunnel
So he swam to France
His charm to enhance

There was an old man from Puncknowle
Who was scared of the Channel Tunnel
So he swam to France
His charm to enhance
And was met by Sally Gunnell

Now Sally has Olympic gold

Now Sally has Olympic gold
And very well earned I'm told

Now Sally has Olympic gold
And very well earned I`m told
She cleared those hurdles

Now Sally has Olympic gold
And very well earned I`m told
She cleared those hurdles
Despite the tightness of her girdles

Now Sally has Olympic gold
And very well earned I`m told
She cleared those hurdles
Despite the tightness of her girdles
A really great feat to behold

If sport is your thing, then you’ll like

If sport is your thing , then you'll like
Going over Everest on your mountain bike

If sport is your thing , then you'll like
Going over Everest on your mountain bike
You'd be reaching a peak

If sport is your thing , then you'll like
Going over Everest on your mountain bike
You'd be reaching a peak
Of sporting technique

If sport is your thing , then you'll like
Going over Everest on your mountain bike
You'd be reaching a peak
Of sporting technique
But it's dodgier than a long hike

For a hike you'll need strong walking boots

For a hike you'll need strong walking boots
For trampling over stones and roots

For a hike you'll need strong walking boots
For trampling over stones and roots
That's just not for me

For a hike you'll need strong walking boots
For trampling over stones and roots
That's just not for me
Give me a sofa and cup of tea

For a hike you'll need strong walking boots
For trampling over stones and roots
That's just not for me
Give me a sofa and a cup of tea
Perhaps I'll just exercise my glutes.

I prefer to exercise the grey matter

I prefer to exercise the grey matter
And enjoy an erudite natter

I prefer to exercise the grey matter
And enjoy an erudite natter
Or a crossword or book

Even wool and a crochet hook

I prefer to exercise the grey matter
And enjoy an erudite natter
Or a crossword or book
Even wool and a crochet hook

I prefer to exercise the grey matter
And enjoy an erudite natter
Or a crossword or book
Even wool and a crochet hook
But why do I keep getting fatter?

My clothes are beginning to squeeze me

My clothes are beginning to squeeze me
My trousers no longer please me