Versatile Verse

crazyH you’ve done it again!
Driving the rest of us insane

(you’re not but it was the only thing I could think of to rhyme ?)

Let’s try again with another line

Let’s try again with another rhyme
Let me think.....there’s plenty of time

My brain doesn’t work as fast as before

My brain doesn’t work as fast as before
Neither does mine that’s for sure

Old age has slowed my mental speed

Doodle, I swear, I wrote a 3rd line. There must be a gremlin in my iPad - seriously ????

Old age has slowed my mental speed
And everything else, yes indeed !!

Let's hope the Gremlin has gone for good

?that is my 3rd line

Let's hope the gremlin has gone for good
I must remember; I know I should

Now move on quick in case I slip

Now move on quick in case I slip
My brain's got to take a firm grip

Planning ahead is not so easy

crazyh I have gremlins too sometimes.

Planning ahead is not so easy
Sometimes makes my stomach queasy

Could be the cake I had for tea

Could be the cake I had for tea
Or the spicy hot wings from KFC.

Let's hope I sleep well tonight

Let's hope I sleep well tonight
And don’t wake up until it’s light

What an ideal world that would be

What an ideal world that would be
Not having to get up for a pee

Nightly trips are a bother

Nightly trips are a bother
'Specially for your significant other

"Turn the b.....lights off" he shouts

Nightly trips are a bother
But I can't lie here getting hotter

Such a relief to reach the bathroom

"Turn the b.....lights off" he shouts
Now I loose my whereabouts

Ouch! Toe stubbed on the bed leg

Ouch! Toe stubbed on the bed leg
Or was it the empty beer keg?

Whatever it was, I'm squirming in pain

Whatever it was, I’m squirming in pain
I’ve a huge blue bruise on my varicose vein

The air is blue with rude expletives

The air is blue with rude expletives
I’m having to use this word - excretives

Joelsnan’s line made for impossible rhyming

Joelsnan’s line made for impossible rhyming
She's doing it on purpose...she'd rather do miming

So back to finding another verse

So back to finding another verse
Got a Christmas panto to rehearse

Ugly sister role to play

Ugly sister role to play
Make-up daubed without delay

Next my 42DDD padded bra and 4" heels

Next my 42DDD padded bra and 4" heels
With a chest this size I need to be moved on wheels

Perhaps a scooter is the answer

Perhaps a scooter is the answer
This dame's dressed a belly dancer

woodmouse it’s your thread and you forgot the third line ?????

Naughty woodmouse forgot her line
It’s her fault there’s nothing here to rhyme

woodmouse go and stand in the corner

woodmouse go and stand in the corner
She hopes you will all mourn 'er.

She got called to have her dinner