Versatile Verse

But I’ll be happier that’s for sure
No more worries to endure
I’ll soon have this sorted out

I’ll soon have this sorted out
I'll sign up for a boxing bout,
Then I can hold my head up high

Then I can hold my head up high
And turn my face towards the sky
The rain will come but then the sun

But I'll be happier that's for sure
A waist so slim, and me, so demure.
The men are queuing round the corner

Hi Crazy, you didn’t use my last line!

I'll use it MaggieTulliver and use crazyH's first line.

The rain will come but then the sun
Perhaps my life will turn around and be such fun
I'll be happier that's for sure

I've tried to fit in rest of crazyH now

I'll be happier that's for sure
A waist so slim, and me, so demure.
Perhaps men will start to queue

Apologies all round. Perhaps I'm not refreshing the page, because I'm sure I was following am verse, comprising of 'food' and 'chips' etc. ??

Perhaps men will start to queue
To have of me the perfect view
Oh how I wish it was a fact

Oh how I wish it was a fact
And not merely a stupid act
Committed quickly without thinking

Committed quickly without thinking
That's what happens when I'm drinking
I drop decorum like a brick

I drop decorum like a brick
My life's become no picnic
Hey! It's just a bad day, not a bad life.

Hey! It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
Tomorrow I'll be a loving wife,
But just for today I'm on strike

But just for today I’m on strike
Everyone else can take a hike
Hope tomorrow’s back to normal

Hope tomorrow’s back to normal
Tonight’s the night we’re going formal

Someone should propose a toast

Someone should propose a toast
To GNHQ and all GNers who post

And forget to put the last line in
Which isn't such an evil sin,
But might require a ticking off

*I'll get us back on track?
I'm sure CrazyH will soon get the knack*
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Someone should propose a toast
She's going to find a man who's the most
The agency have given her four to try

The agency have given her four to try
It’s like a sale, bring and buy.

The one with the trash is very tasty

the one with the TASH is very tasty

The one with the trash is very tasty
The next ones hands were very hasty!
Do hope I get lucky with the third

Hope I get lucky with the third
The fourth one is clearly a bit of a nerd.

Hoped the agency had more choice

Hoped the agency had more choice
Number three was worth a second date. Rejoice!
He invited me round for dinner

He invited me round for dinner.
I think this one could be the winner.

I wonder what his cookings like?

He invited me round for dinner
I was prepared, I'll be a sinner
I was not bothered about the food