Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Good to hear chewy. Likewise

Helen Highwater! (Who invited that floozy?) I've just seen her in a three some with Santa and Lord L

I see no one has posted since last night ?. I knew they were all unable to hold their booze. Lightweights. Come on out from under the table and get back to the party. As for you lemon, the Lady (and I use the word loosely) of the Manor, should you be wandering round (un) dressed like that.?

Just wondering, Doodle, what have you been drinking? Pot, kettle, black

Kettle indeed. Yes quite right marydoll I’ve been drinking tea. As you are aware I am totally teetotal . (Don’t tell lemon but I’ve got a keg of poteen from the Argy hidden under the Christmas tree)

Love your outfit by the way. Kitchen foil is so good for wrapping up an old bird.

My oh my, is it me or is it hot in here? Maybe it’s a double dose of apricot brandy.....down to my sexy black slip now.....

Nespresso.....gorgeous George has just rocked up to the ball,
Hoooray!

Ok, out of the way. I saw him first, we are old 'friends'.???

Please Santa look over there...it your lovely marydoll. Look marydoll here’s Santa for you. George? No don’t worry about him, I’ll look after him for you.

Quit the diversion tactics, George is spoken for, by ME!!

You can make do with Santa.

Really marydoll you are such a spoil sport ?

Santa come on we might as well go and have a drink. Where have you left Rudolph by the way? I quite fancy a quick whirl round the car park in your sleigh ?

That particular Santa is worth watching.
Remember the Edinburgh Christmas meet up fiasco, for which I blame Soop!! She introduced him.

Under no circumstances am I going to end up expecting any little Santas.

Viagra!! No you are not going to take that Santa. ? When I said I wanted a ride on your sleigh, it wasn’t an euphemism!!

Viagra! isn't that the stuff Nursing homes put in the supper of elderly grandads to prevent them from rolling out of bed in the middle of the night!?

Whoa! The reindeer have broken loose and are busy grazing on the lawns and Lemon's winter pansies.

You grab Rudolph Scribbles and I’ll get Dancer. lemon can save her own pansies ?

Zoo. We need a zoo at this bash. All sorts of wild and exotic animals to demonstrate how wild and exotic we are. and some of us do have spots and wrinkly skin.

Aniseed balls......I use them to lure Lord L away from the scullery maids.

Is that A and B together lemon ?

Ballgowns.....mine is black and lacy

No Doodle ?

Can (I realise it should be may but that’s the wrong letter ?)
I please report that Marydoll has been to the hairdresser today to get her hair done for................Santa !!! ?. I know, she wants a threesome with George ?

Candlesticks.....we haven’t paid the leccy bill in years.