Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ( air kisses all round)

Yells........from the ballroom, what’s happening dudes?

'Xcuse me. I knew that Jeyes fluid would come in handy.

ZZ TOP playing ‘she’s got legs’ very loudly....lemme onto that dance floor!

Aaah lemon’s gone and done the splits again. Will someone please get the crane in to lift her up ?

Bouncy Castle. Always wanted to have a go on one ?

Cluedo being played in the sitting room. Can I join?

Donuts for the bun fight

Evening dresses

Frolics in the orangery

Glitter, glamour and gallons of gin

High jinks in the parlour. I’ll join in the Cluedo.

Imodium on standby for anyone who overdid the sprouts and figgy pudding

Jason the male stripper strutting his stuff (ooo err!!) averts the eyes ?

Karaoke.
Requests being taken.
Mine's 'Wake me up before you go go"

The menfolk only need to go out onto the terrace and pee over the lavender hedge
Careful Menfolk! We have to be very careful who we hang out with and where, these days.
Forget the bl**dy lavender hedge and remember there could be a Romeo down there in the garden gazing up to the balcony to get an eyeful of his Juliet, but not that sort! He would be mentally scarred for life!
Insist on the organizing committee install several Portaloos, or you'll be knocking back your invitations and where would a Grand Ball be without balls; if you see what I mean.!
Apologies for the sermon, but we Grandads are a dying breed and need protection.
OoRoo and Merry Christmas.
Cheers

Don’t apologise for the sermon Rufus - your real crime there is to break the alphabet chain. Write out 100 times ‘I must stick to the rules of the Grand Christmas Ball’

Leaping Lords who dazzle with their dancing prowess

Martinis and Muffins, maybe a Manhattan ( thinking of Marydoll flying off this morning) ?

New, fancy underwear....well when I say 'fancy' I hope I can get thermals with, maybe, a bit of marabou trim here and there

OMG. Seems you need a bit of culture. I’ll come and sing for you. I’ve been taking lessons from Edith on Allo Allo. I’m nearly there. À votre santé!

Plugs for our ears Bellanonna

‘I must stick to the rules of the Grand Christmas Ball’

But Miss! Aren't rules meant to be broken?
Next, you'll have me writing out the 11 Commandments 100 times!

Quell those thoughts Rufus
Rebellion is not allowed
Stick to the rules of the Christmas ball (as in party you understand ?)
Tell your tale in alphabetical order as imposed by Lady lemongrove, her wots in charge of this great extravaganza.
Under no circumstances forget to bring a bottle or two.
Very nice to have you with us. Long way for you to come to our ball.
Welcome one and all ? cheers

Absolutely Doodle (mine’s a large pink gin please Rufus - chin chin!)

Are we on R?

Rufus - rebel without a cause