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The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

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lemongrove Sat 04-Jan-20 19:10:25

Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine.
Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.?
The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?

Doodle Tue 21-Jan-20 19:42:16

Transylvanian lemon. Lovely teeth ???.
chewy where are you? Come and help me rescue lemon she’s gone and found a vampire ?‍♀️ to dance with.

chewy, chewy are you ok....... there are spots of blood on the floor near where you were dancing....

lemongrove Thu 23-Jan-20 18:47:18

U needn’t worry Doodle what happened was Chewy cut her finger with the cake knife ( greedily carving a large slice!)
She has gone off to look for a plaster.Petyr only has (red) eyes for me.?

Chewbacca Thu 23-Jan-20 18:59:52

Very well spotted lemon. Of course, if the cake you'd baked hadn't been as hard as a brick I wouldn't have needed to use a hacksaw to cut a slice. So now I have no thumb and only 2 fingers (which conveniently are the 2 fingers I tend to use the most these days). wink

Doodle Thu 23-Jan-20 19:03:13

Well I’m glad it wasn’t the vampire. So two fingers chewy. I guess it must be these two ?that you use most. #innocentface

lemongrove Thu 23-Jan-20 19:08:20

Xtra fingers needed???How will you high five us now?

Doodle Thu 23-Jan-20 19:15:42

Yes, here I am again with Y ?
lemon we are not without resources. Perhaps we could make some extra fingers for chewy with fish fingers. Would that help chewy ?

Chewbacca Thu 23-Jan-20 19:17:14

You'd be right about the 2 fingers I have left Doodle. I've used them, both literally and metaphorically, several times today.

lemongrove Thu 23-Jan-20 19:21:21

grin

Doodle Thu 23-Jan-20 19:27:52

Oh chewy you did the Y with me, that’s so kind ?
Zipping along to the next letter, I wonder where woodmouse has gone. She was waiting for Purple rain on the jukebox. Perhaps we should put it on and then her Prince would come ?

lemongrove Sat 25-Jan-20 17:17:52

Acker Bilk on the jukebox???

lemongrove Sat 25-Jan-20 17:19:14

Bacardi Breezers all round????????

lemongrove Sat 25-Jan-20 17:20:09

Crocodile shoes ( stilettos)

Doodle Sat 25-Jan-20 21:07:09

Do you think it’s wise wearing those shoes ? at your age lemon? You could do yourself an injury if you fell from that height.

Chewbacca Sat 25-Jan-20 21:10:27

Emergency! Emergency! lemon fell off her new shoes!

Doodle Sat 25-Jan-20 21:10:45

Everyone I’ve had my hair done. It’s the new poodle ? cut.
What do you think? ?

Doodle Sat 25-Jan-20 21:12:58

Flipping eck chewy ... Whatever was she thinking ?.

Chewbacca Sat 25-Jan-20 21:27:29

Goodness knows Doodle, but I've been a bit worried about lemon lately. She's seems to be regressing to her days of yoof with little regard for her spindly legs being unable to strut her stuff like she used to. Shame innit?

Doodle Sat 25-Jan-20 21:44:56

Here you are lemon just the thing for a woman of your age.
That should do the trick chewy

Chewbacca Sat 25-Jan-20 22:26:23

I think those are just the job for lemon! Sensible, plain and sturdy. She certainly has a lot to thank you for Doodle.

Chewbacca Sat 25-Jan-20 22:27:27

Just having a look for some nice sensible clothes for lemon........ back in a tick.......

Chewbacca Sat 25-Jan-20 22:37:03

Klever Me! Found just the very thing for lemon. This will go admirably with those sturdy shoes. Won't you look grand lemon!

Doodle Sat 25-Jan-20 23:01:37

Lovely chewy. Very handsome outfit as befitting a lady of lemon’s age and er...stature.

lemongrove Mon 27-Jan-20 10:26:24

Much ado about nothing! I only fell down one step and am fine.
Much rather be dead than in those clothes and shoes, peeps, but many thanks for the kind thoughts.
Matt Monroe on the jukebox! ??

lemongrove Mon 27-Jan-20 10:27:58

Natty hats to be worn by all men in the bar.?

Chewbacca Tue 28-Jan-20 13:14:23

Otis Redding singing Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. swoons

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