The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

My turn after soop chewy. After all I was the one who got him here in the first place.

No! Not again lemon! Will you stop using the juke box like a karaoke ? machine. You can’t sing. Now stop. ?

Oh! ?
Orlrighteee, no more ‘owling from me then

Perry Como on the jukebox?

Quite right too. Perry’s a crooner so no caterwauling accompaniment please.?

Right now I’m hungry. What’s on the menu tonight? Has soop finished with the fireman yet. (Mind you what use he’ll be after chewy’s squashed him I don’t know ?

Sorry! He's mine. All mine. Some almost edible rissoles maturing in the kitchen.

Take a hike soop, what's left of him I'll leave for you to include in your next batch of rissoles they couldn't possibly be any worse than your current recipe

Underhand chewy ?. You know soop and I wanted a go when you had finished with him. Trust you to use him all up.
I’ll have a rissole soop I’m so hungry I could eat a ferret (it’s not ferret is it soop ?)

Very hurtful comments regarding my infamous rissoles. A girl can only take so much.

Why soop, we all love your rissoles. Especially the black burnt bit on the outside. So crisp and crunchy. They taste unbelievable ?

Xactly. Unbelievable describe them perfectly. What are the stick things soop? Pencils? Bits of wood? Its a whole new meaning to the term "char grilled".

You’re almost right chewy. The black stick things are what soop calls chips. They are more like wood splinters but less edible ?

Zzzzzzzz, nodded off there for a minute

Are you cooking with wine again Chewy or is that a new art installation??

Blueberry Hill, Fats Domino, on the jukebox?

Can we have some Blueberry muffins to go with it lemon. I’m so hungry these days. Must be all the twisting and shouting I’ve been doing ?

Donuts are all we have Doodle but I promise to make thise muffins tomorrow.Will the last one out lock up?

Drowsy now......

Everyone back tomorrow for a taste of lemon’s muffins ?
Locking up now. Hope you’re not hiding in the bar chewy or soop sneaking a wee dram ?

Faggots on the menu for tomorrow. Chewy and I have had a few not-so-wee drams. We shall surface sometime in the future.

Great news soop. I really love your faggots ?

Hmmmmm, can’t say I do! I was ill for three days after the
Last faggot went down ( and came up.)?

Harry Belafonte on the juke box

Iced buns on the bar, three for a shilling.

Just remember we are a 1950’s themed bar so only old money
(Or credit cards, haha) are accepted.

Juke box needs cleaning.

Kan I show you this bar menu from the 1960s? It's hung on the kitchen wall of every house I've lived in since I was married in the 70s. I found it dumped in an out house of a house we bought when first married and I'm glad we rescued it. You can have this copy to hang above the Alphabet Bar if you like? Prices look fair!