The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Have to say crazyH you are one of us now, keep it going, we need regulars for the bar .....

It doesn't run itself......many glasses to be washed up in the kitchen ( for a free )

(H and I have just been filled....onto M now)

Much ado about nothing ( Fireman Sam) if you ask me!
Yes, have to admit the Shalimar was mine ( I used a lot to cover the whelk pong.)?

No involvement with a fishmonger Doodle I was just offered a job lot of fishy things that were on the turn for
Ten bob, and was looking for a quick profit.

Offal! I'll pop down to chat with butcher Billie...

standing on the corner watching all the girls go by and into the alphabet bar

Popping in to see wassup.....a pepsi and vodka for me please.?

Query....... if I order a drink and then go and put a song on the juke box am I right to expect my drink to still be there when I get back? It should be there cos the table was sticky and it would take some effort to lift it.

Really, I’m just asking!

Reflecting on my visits to the Argy and wishing I was back there, with the old clientelle. (The Admiral, Big Jim etc)
Not sure how I ended up under the table here in the Alphabet Bar.
Everything has been a blur, since my release from the clink for pilfering the petty cash for my trip to Italy!
I think my poteen has been spiked in revenge!
Lemon, do you know anything about this?

Surely not, Marydoll. Lemon swears that the poteen is narcotic-free.

That's what you were misled to believe, Soop. You always see the best in folks. ?

if I order a drink and then go and put a song on the juke bo
Now be careful Oopsadaisy! When you live up to your name, are you going to blame the demon drink or the crystals in you ears? OoRoo

Up until now rufus my crystals have been a law unto themselves, however I think that are safely landed and I’m only slightly reeling first thing in the morning , hopefully in a couple of weeks I shall be back to what passes for normal.
I still can’t find my drink....... is it a coincidence though that you should pop up just when my drink disappears Rufus ? Hmph

Very very drunk ?

Well Marydoll.....funny you should say that ( missing the regulars) because the Admiral came in here only this morning
( he keeps getting barred from bars?) so lurched into The Alphabet on his peg leg, for a pint of best bitter.
And.....it so happens that I have just promoted Big Jim from his previous cellarman job to part time barman, so you can see him here several times a week and all day on Saturday.

X rated language from one of the patrons.....the jukebox seems to be stuck on Xanadu again!

Zen meditation is called for. I shall order a large G&T for later.

Alka Seltzer more likely, after the amount you lot have consumed! Have you hussies no shame?

Bloomin' Norah, I think I've killed this thread!

Clearly, maybe saying the drinks are on you will do the trick.

Dunkin' donuts on the bar. Eat up. They are only a few days out of date.

Ecstatic, Soop, my favourite. Any chocolate Manager's specials available?
Is the manager, young, fit and handsome?

Damn it! Am still recovering from the Alka Seltzer comment!
Everyone knows the hair of the dog is the best hangover cure,
So a large pernod with a voddy shot for me.

Freddie and the Dreamers on the juke box

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap on.... Young Girl. Oh the memories!

Hell's teeth, Chewy, showing your age! ?

Wasn't that song a bit risqué?