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The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

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lemongrove Sat 04-Jan-20 19:10:25

Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine.
Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.?
The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?

Doodle Mon 09-Mar-20 22:07:48

For goodness sake lemon why are you dressed up like that and why have you got multiple fingers in the till?
Got any uniforms on the way chewy? ??‍♂️

Chewbacca Mon 09-Mar-20 22:15:41

Have I got any uniforms on the way? Why Doodle, I know what you're up to! You little minx! any uniforms are mine

Doodle Mon 09-Mar-20 22:17:42

It’s my turn chewy you wear them out too quickly. It’s about time I had a go first ?

soop Tue 10-Mar-20 15:03:42

Just a mo'. My trusty antique Singer sewing machine is in the loft. I shall run up a few tarty smart uniforms. Any suggestions?

Chewbacca Tue 10-Mar-20 15:19:40

Kind of you soop. Could you run one of these up for me?

lemongrove Tue 10-Mar-20 16:07:19

Love your holiday snap Chewy bet you really wowed your partner.?

lemongrove Tue 10-Mar-20 16:10:08

Much ado about nothing.....my night with Soop’s fireman.
He wanted cocoa and then watched Midsommer Murders until he fell asleep.?

soop Tue 10-Mar-20 16:20:29

No probs, Chewie In fact, I have one in my wardrobe. I shall send it on to you.

soop Tue 10-Mar-20 16:23:46

On the matter of my Fireman, lemongrove, Sorry, I had worn him out. He insisted on doing the fireman's whatever with me throughout yesterday. My feet didn't touch the floor.

Perhaps Persie the plumber will give you a better time.

GrannyGravy13 Tue 10-Mar-20 16:48:47

Prossecco first then Please ladies pass the firemen onto me, I have had a bad couple of days and desperately need some entertainment

Wheniwasyourage Tue 10-Mar-20 18:39:29

Quick, let me in! It's getting too fraught out there and I don't want to end up in a fight on another thread. Let me in and I can say what I want in here, can't I? I'm bringing in some home-made gin for you all to try out so that I'll know if I can sell it as a drink or just as hand sanitiser.

Doodle Tue 10-Mar-20 19:22:11

Right wheniwas that’s a good idea. Why not market it as multi purpose. Pour it in a bowl and wash your hands in it then drink what’s left. Sanitise inside and out at the same time ?

Marydoll Tue 10-Mar-20 20:36:33

Shocked to the core and clutching my fake pearls from the £ shop!?

This thread is turning into the Sleaziest thread on GN. The Argy was never THAT bad.

I'm reporting the lot of you.

GrannyGravy13 Tue 10-Mar-20 21:12:23

Nooooo Marydoll please do not report us..........we have to take our fun when we can and we are getting flipping good at it grin

Chewbacca Tue 10-Mar-20 21:38:17

Tut tut, Marydoll is quite right; the behaviour in here is SCANDALOUS! Keep up the good work ladies!

Marydoll Tue 10-Mar-20 22:08:24

Validating such vainglorious behaviour is vexatious to say the least!
Voluptiousness is not an excuse for such SCANDALOUS excess. Stop flaunting it, CHEWY! ?

Marydoll Tue 10-Mar-20 22:09:11

Uuuuuuuuhhhh, forgot U ?

Doodle Tue 10-Mar-20 22:18:08

Well I for one am all for it. The pretence of being upmarket is wearing me out. Oh for the days of peek a boo bras, twanging suspenders and swinging from the fake chandeliers in the Argy .....?....oh sorry I seem to have wandered off then blush

Marydoll Tue 10-Mar-20 22:21:04

X-rated clothes, staff , patrons (x-cluding me) and behaviour. ?

Chewbacca Tue 10-Mar-20 22:42:33

You've all got short term memory loss. Have you all forgotten the police raids every night? The punters suing us for giving them food poisoning thanks for that soop? Us having to hide behind the bar because we had no money to pay the brewery because Marydoll had flitted with the tips jar again? Not to mention the infestation of fleas from those damned ferrets.

Happy days!

Doodle Tue 10-Mar-20 23:01:00

Zero chance of forgetting that chewy. Can’t wait to do it all again well not too sure about the ferrets. ?

Chewbacca Tue 10-Mar-20 23:15:54

Any chance of getting a drink in this place? Angus duras bitters with vodka for me.

Marydoll Tue 10-Mar-20 23:28:27

Bloomin' Norah! Who is Angus, is he FIT ??

Wheniwasyourage Wed 11-Mar-20 08:25:55

Come on, I need that gin back - the test camels have started weaving about something chronic, and blowing blue bubbles, so I think there might have been something wrong with the recipe. I'll give it a tweak. Hope nobody has tried it yet...

See you later.

Marydoll Wed 11-Mar-20 08:43:08

Darn it, it's all gone and Lemon, Chewy and Doodle, have all been carted off in an ambulance.
Is there any connection with your concoction, I wonder???

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