The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

For goodness sake lemon why are you dressed up like that and why have you got multiple fingers in the till?
Got any uniforms on the way chewy? ??‍♂️

Have I got any uniforms on the way? Why Doodle, I know what you're up to! You little minx! any uniforms are mine

It’s my turn chewy you wear them out too quickly. It’s about time I had a go first ?

Just a mo'. My trusty antique Singer sewing machine is in the loft. I shall run up a few tarty smart uniforms. Any suggestions?

Kind of you soop. Could you run one of these up for me?

Love your holiday snap Chewy bet you really wowed your partner.?

Much ado about nothing.....my night with Soop’s fireman.
He wanted cocoa and then watched Midsommer Murders until he fell asleep.?

No probs, Chewie In fact, I have one in my wardrobe. I shall send it on to you.

On the matter of my Fireman, lemongrove, Sorry, I had worn him out. He insisted on doing the fireman's whatever with me throughout yesterday. My feet didn't touch the floor.

Perhaps Persie the plumber will give you a better time.

Prossecco first then Please ladies pass the firemen onto me, I have had a bad couple of days and desperately need some entertainment

Quick, let me in! It's getting too fraught out there and I don't want to end up in a fight on another thread. Let me in and I can say what I want in here, can't I? I'm bringing in some home-made gin for you all to try out so that I'll know if I can sell it as a drink or just as hand sanitiser.

Right wheniwas that’s a good idea. Why not market it as multi purpose. Pour it in a bowl and wash your hands in it then drink what’s left. Sanitise inside and out at the same time ?

Shocked to the core and clutching my fake pearls from the £ shop!?

This thread is turning into the Sleaziest thread on GN. The Argy was never THAT bad.

I'm reporting the lot of you.

Nooooo Marydoll please do not report us..........we have to take our fun when we can and we are getting flipping good at it

Tut tut, Marydoll is quite right; the behaviour in here is SCANDALOUS! Keep up the good work ladies!

Validating such vainglorious behaviour is vexatious to say the least!
Voluptiousness is not an excuse for such SCANDALOUS excess. Stop flaunting it, CHEWY! ?

Uuuuuuuuhhhh, forgot U ?

Well I for one am all for it. The pretence of being upmarket is wearing me out. Oh for the days of peek a boo bras, twanging suspenders and swinging from the fake chandeliers in the Argy .....?....oh sorry I seem to have wandered off then

X-rated clothes, staff , patrons (x-cluding me) and behaviour. ?

You've all got short term memory loss. Have you all forgotten the police raids every night? The punters suing us for giving them food poisoning thanks for that soop? Us having to hide behind the bar because we had no money to pay the brewery because Marydoll had flitted with the tips jar again? Not to mention the infestation of fleas from those damned ferrets.

Happy days!

Zero chance of forgetting that chewy. Can’t wait to do it all again well not too sure about the ferrets. ?

Any chance of getting a drink in this place? Angus duras bitters with vodka for me.

Bloomin' Norah! Who is Angus, is he FIT ??

Come on, I need that gin back - the test camels have started weaving about something chronic, and blowing blue bubbles, so I think there might have been something wrong with the recipe. I'll give it a tweak. Hope nobody has tried it yet...

See you later.

Darn it, it's all gone and Lemon, Chewy and Doodle, have all been carted off in an ambulance.
Is there any connection with your concoction, I wonder???