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The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

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lemongrove Sat 04-Jan-20 19:10:25

Just opened a small but gleaming new bar in the best part of town, The Alphabet, 1950’s themed bar all polished chrome and plastic, with a juke box and frothy coffee machine.
Drop in when out shopping for a chat and a snifter.?
The bar only has a few house rules, no pj’s to be worn, keep to an alphabetical order and be inventive.Free drinks for the surreal and humorous contributions.?

lemongrove Sun 05-Jan-20 18:37:16

National treasure Alan Bennet is sat in the corner, frantically scribbling notes of all we say!

Yorksherlass Sun 05-Jan-20 18:51:09

Orbison on the juke box , again , who keeps doing that ?

Chewbacca Sun 05-Jan-20 19:01:00

Peanuts. Salted. Roasted. With raisins. All in little bowls on the bar for people to dip into and spread their germs ?

CosyCrafter Sun 05-Jan-20 19:47:10

Quiff, looks good ;)

Doodle Sun 05-Jan-20 21:32:14

Rinding into the bar on My little pony. Felt like adding a cowboy element. Yeee hah! Set em up pardner. ?

Doodle Sun 05-Jan-20 21:33:16

Some people ride horses ?. I prefer to rinding mine blush

Chewbacca Sun 05-Jan-20 21:43:48

Take my hat off to you Doodle; rinding is a hell of a lot harder than just riding, especially a Little Pony!

Urmstongran Sun 05-Jan-20 21:53:38

Singing ladies would like to join in. They wandered in behind me.

Urmstongran Sun 05-Jan-20 21:54:29

Well maybe not the one on the left.
?

Yorksherlass Mon 06-Jan-20 07:52:25

Tequila looks tempting , anyone got a lime ?

lemongrove Mon 06-Jan-20 09:19:27

U R joking right? This is a 1950’s themed bar, no ponies or rinding thank U very much.

lemongrove Mon 06-Jan-20 09:21:29

Very high heels you have on there Urmston don’t mark the
Flooring or you’ll be out on your ear girl!

lemongrove Mon 06-Jan-20 09:22:48

Wee Willie Harris is back in town I see! Let’s invite him here, he’s a scream.

henetha Mon 06-Jan-20 09:45:17

Xylophone, so I could entertain you all.

Doodle Mon 06-Jan-20 14:21:59

Yelling get out of the way, Doodle arrives in style on her moped ? (that’ll teach you to bar my little pony lemon)
chewy I see your duty of taking over the Y was short lived ?

Tangerine Mon 06-Jan-20 15:55:54

Zzzzzzzzz sleeping off my hangover

lemongrove Mon 06-Jan-20 16:03:00

Arthur Askey poster on the wall ( signed by the great man himself!) grin

lemongrove Mon 06-Jan-20 16:04:37

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered ( by our new barman from OZ) ?

Amee Mon 06-Jan-20 16:34:15

Calypso coffee please cafe

Doodle Mon 06-Jan-20 21:23:10

Double martini on the rocks please dishy new barman. I’ll just perch on this barstool and keep you company.?

Chewbacca Mon 06-Jan-20 22:03:12

Excuse me Doodle, but I think you'll find that the stool you've just perched your
considerable rear end on actually belongs to me. As does the dishy new barman. GERROFF!

Doodle Mon 06-Jan-20 22:19:15

Fisticuffs at dawn ? I saw him first and at least I only need one barstool to perch my pert backside on rather that the two you need. ?

crazyH Tue 07-Jan-20 00:00:20

Gin and tonic for me please Barman - I'm the lady with the long blonde hair and figure to die for !!

Yorksherlass Tue 07-Jan-20 08:48:50

Hey, re the barman, been there done that , just saying ?

Doodle Tue 07-Jan-20 15:54:25

I don’t believe it! ?. yorksherlass he told me I was the first.

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