The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

Olga, the shot putter, says otherwise, Doodle

Perhaps you should retire to a quiet part of the bar to talk matters through amicably. She's a big, beefy, bossy, bosomy bird.

Quite soop. Now that I think about it I do feel Korky would be better off with Olga. Phew she’s a size ?

Rarely have I seen muscles where she has them...made my eyes water.

sausage roll anyone? I bought a job lot from a passing Greggs salesman [only slightly past their sell by date....like a lot of us.]

Tempting lemon but no thanks I'm in training for the jive-a- thon g. Will you let me borrow your backless-frontless, skinny sweater, the fluorescent pink one you were wearing last time the bar was raided?? Pleeeeeease

Unbelievable, Carillion...I thought that you had sophisticated taste.

Very true soop, dead right about me being a sophisto, why, just this lunchtime, I ate my Greggs pie with decorum 'cos i didn't have a knife and fork... ?

Wot!!!! No starched linen napkin? Carillion tut, sigh,

You hussy carillion. I was going to borrow lemon’s backless-frontless top. Now I’ll have to find something else to go with my jive skirt. soop you’re a fashionable lady, what will you be wearing?

Zebra stripes for me. Head to toe. No cleavage. I'm a laydee, don't you know.

?????!!!! oops

Xtra sexy tops are waiting in a neatly ironed pile on the bar, for those who need them.?

Am pouring double gins as it’s happy hour, where are you all?

Bountiful, beautiful, bar person, Lemon. Let's not mess around. Make mine a treble and I shall sort through my cupboard for some in-date crisps.

Coming up! ???Enjoy !

Double double for me please lemon. Er is Korky around? I thought if his girlfriend Olga was away he might be free to help me with some chores.....at home ?

Ever the foolhardy optimist, Doodle. Olga has Korky micro-chipped. Beware!

Food anyone? I have been cooking up a storm in the kitchen,
Fried whelk and tomato quiche
Fandango pies ( don’t ask!)
Fetta on fried bread
Fried egg n chips
Yummy eh?

Greasy chips go well with Gin.

Hmm Fandango pies is that like the Queen of puddings lemon with a bit of lightening mousse on the side. Sounds good to me I’ll have that.

Inkspots on the jukebox. Shall we all sway along to their dulcet melodies? Doodle please pass me a fat wedge of that Fandango. I'm feeling peckish.

Just a minute soop while I scrape it up off the floor. The plate fell off while I was dancing on the bar. Here you go, just a few hairs......and bits in it ?

Kinda interesting. A bit like my late Nana's "seed cake". I swear she used some of the budgie food. All sort of gritty. We could flog it over the bar...donations to the RSPB.

Lordy, I've been away with Freddie (the freebie guy) for a couple a weeks and you've all turned this bar into a diner! I'll have a double Brandy to get over the ?