The Alphabet Bar ( all welcome!)

chewy where’s the s**t sorry I mean mud

What have we here then?!You two will be out on your considerable arses if this malarkey carries on.
Shape up or ship out! ?

Xtra black coffee for Doodle and Chewbacca ( sobering up needed)

You don't mean that lemon! Doodle and I are just adding some much needed class and culture to the bar. We've got tons of culture; it's just waiting to be spread nice and thick on the walls.

Took another Y for you Doodle

Zulu ( film) on, let’s watch it whilst doing our zumba?

Absolutely I mean it Chewy.....this is a class joint doncha know.

Bubbly ??

Cheers! Can I join in? Love a drop of bubbly!

Don't make me laugh lemon! "Class joint"?

Even you could do with a bit of a spruce up lemon. I’m sure chewy and I could give you a bit of a discount ?. Thanks for the Y chewy

For goodness sake Doodle, we're not miracle workers!

Good grief! You’re not even workers, let alone miracle ones, look at you, lolling about the bar, half dressed at after 2pm!
Gggggrrrrrr.

Hang on a minute lemon. Just because you’ve gone up market since leaving the Argy don’t think you can come over all hoity toity with me and chewy. Don’t forget we knew you when you were a tarty piece ?. Me and chewy are the ones adding a bit of class to the bar. ?

I agree Doodle. Mrs Furcoatandnoknickers was very glad of our expertise in the last pub dive. And this bar could definitely do with some "artistic license.

Just forget all you know about my murky past......this is a new start in a clean shiny bar!
Jumbo burgers and juice on the house for you both! ?

Kathy Kirby on the juke box

lemongrove if you are trying to bribe us I think we deserve a bit more than juice. Mind you that jumbo burger looks quite tasty. I might just have a little bop around to Kathy Kirby first. Come on chewy put your handbag on the floor with mine and we’ll dance around them.

Make mine a pint of pink champagne please. I'll put my work handbag here Doodle, keep your eye on it whilst I nip to the loo.......

Nice bag chewy. Useful size I would think..........do you use it at work by any chance?

Oi, do your jiving about over in the corner out of the way, I have customers to think of!
Orbison on the jukebox again ......is that you Tangerine?

Pernod only 1/6d today, special offer! ?

Quiche on special too....only half a crown with some salad thrown in ( literally)

Really strange smell coming from the kitchen lemon. Did you forget to take the quiche out of the oven or is chewy in there cleaning her work boots.

Smirnoff vodka for me please with a little ice and lemon and a large bag of pork scratching sifters you have any. I know how to live it up ?

Tightened purse strings from a few. My round so what's your tipple?