Versatile Verse 2

A lovely smile and a twinkle in his eye
For that bloomin' blonde who just walked by!

Will anyone again ever fancy me?

Waiting in the '8 feet apart' queue today
there was a very attractive man I have to say

A lovely smile and a twinkle in his eye

Don’t they understand that a woman has needs?
Should she just sit and count Rosary beads?

Waiting in the '8 feet apart' queue today

I’ll keep my distance and obey Boris’s law
Don’t agree with it- sticks in my craw

Don’t they understand that a woman has needs?

No throwing caution to the wind
I don't want to be accused of having sinned

I'll keep my distance and obey Boris's law

We'll hug and kiss and all that tactile stuff
But we must be careful, enough is enough

No throwing caution to the wind

It's going to be great, it's going to be grand
Come and join in, take my hand

We'll hug and kiss and all that tactile stuff

And then we can celebrate with parties galore
And after that we'll party some more.

It's going to be great, it's going to be grand

Got to stay calm and carry on
Before you know, it'll be gone

And then we can celebrate with parties galore

I must try to avoid a really big fine
As I have better things to buy, like sparkling wine

Got to stay calm and carry on

Or will they just throw me into prison.
It could happen if I'm puzzling Boris's latest decision

I must try to avoid a really big fine

So many things to consider, I’m quite confused
If I get it wrong will I be excused?

Or will they just throw me into prison

I'll wear a mask, if I go outdoors
Does it need to be waterproof in case it pours?

So many things to consider, I'm quite confused

Until the day I’m free as a bird
I won't mess with rules, I'll follow the herd

I'll wear a mask, if I go outdoors

I'll 'stay alert' and keep my distance
Playing the game of total resistance
Until the day I’m free as a bird

It's for our own good, and the NHS too
so I'll just stay at home and have a brew

I'll 'stay alert' and keep my distance

If it’s exercise we need we have to stay local
And it's no use complaining or getting vocal

It's for our own good, and the NHS too

At least I can go out for a drive in the car
But here in Wales we’re not allowed far

If it’s exercise we need we have to stay local

But there is light at the end of the tunnel
yet Boris's message seems a bit of a muddle

At least I can go out for a drive in the car

Oh for the chance to do the same
Our life now seems terribly tame

But there is light at the end of the tunnel

Washed down with a really fine wine
they spare no expense when they go out to dine

Oh for the chance to do the same

Or fish and chips with curry sauce
Strawberries and cream for the next course

Washed down with a really fine wine

Happy left to their own devices
They'll sit on the pier and eat choc ices

Or fish and chips with curry sauce

After the competition they go off sightseeing
Enjoying the peace and simply being

Happy left to their own devices

It wears them out all that dancing
they need a lot of pairs for all that prancing

After the competitions they go off sightseeing