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Pantglas2 Sat 25-Jan-20 07:07:53

He’ll fuss and scowl and ask him his intentions
He likes to follow old fashioned conventions

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour

Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 07:39:42

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour
I think my looks are going to be my saviour

He will succumb to my feminine charms

henetha Sat 25-Jan-20 09:58:06

He will succumb to my feminine charms
While I smile enticingly in his arms.

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 25-Jan-20 16:07:28

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth
And changed what I was wearing underneath

He comes in close for a kiss

Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 16:34:30

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth
And changed what I was wearing underneath

He comes in close for a kiss
I turn my face so he doesn’t miss

Oh my word I think I’m in heaven

Pantglas2 Sat 25-Jan-20 17:09:04

Oh my word I think I’m in heaven
But I can’t stay long, must be home by seven

I hope he doesn’t think I’m a floozie

mrswoo Sat 25-Jan-20 17:42:06

I hope he doesn’t think I’m a floozie
Just thinking of him makes me go woozy

My knees start to shake and I’m all of a quiver

threexnanny Sat 25-Jan-20 17:59:44

My knees start to shake and I'm all of a quiver
I'd have a stiff drink, but it's bad for my liver

Perhaps a small one won't hurt

Joelsnan Sat 25-Jan-20 18:00:01

My knees start to shake and I’m all of a shiver
When I start to plate up my mash, bacon and liver

Oh I love a good hearty tuck-in

Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 20:16:53

My knees start to shake and I'm all of a quiver
I'd have a stiff drink, but it's bad for my liver

Perhaps a small one won't hurt
I am such a flirt

I gazed right into his eyes

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 25-Jan-20 22:51:40

I gazed right into his eyes
And hear his sighs

My dreams are all coming true

crazyH Sat 25-Jan-20 22:57:15

My dreams are all coming true
About time I say and on cue.

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask

WOODMOUSE49 Sat 25-Jan-20 23:05:00

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask
Would he be willing to take on that task

It would be my fourth husband. What a chance!

Gemini1789 Sat 25-Jan-20 23:59:54

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask
Would he be willing to take on that task

It would be my fourth husband. What a chance!
I met my first at the local dance

They’re all the same in the end you know

Pantglas2 Sun 26-Jan-20 09:05:45

They’re all the same in the end you know
Stop awhile and then they go

Leaving me holding the baby

travelsafar Sun 26-Jan-20 09:14:37

Leaving me holding the baby
Prehaps this one will treat me like a lady

Loving and kind with the most perfect of manners

Gemini1789 Sun 26-Jan-20 09:41:45

Loving and kind with the most perfect of manners
DIY expert with a handful of spanners

A first rate cook and cleaner too

crazyH Sun 26-Jan-20 10:34:47

A first rate cook and cleaner too
I wonder if he'll scrub the loo?

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy

henetha Sun 26-Jan-20 11:02:26

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy
And grew herbs, mint and lots of parsley.

My dreamboat must be a gardener too

Gemini1789 Sun 26-Jan-20 15:01:07

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy
And grew herbs, mint and lots of parsley.

My dreamboat must be a gardener too
Will Mr Mellors do for you ? 😉

They say he has a way with plants

Pantglas2 Sun 26-Jan-20 15:27:04

They say he has a way with plants
And relieving ladies of their pants!

I could be his Lady Chatterley....

threexnanny Sun 26-Jan-20 16:50:46

I could be his Lady Chatterley
He'd have a house called Pemberley

He might take a dip and get his shirt wet.

Pantglas2 Mon 27-Jan-20 14:24:19

He might take a dip and get his shirt wet
Where’s everyone gone? I’m beginning to fret!

Can’t do this thread alone Ladies, please participate!

threexnanny Mon 27-Jan-20 14:41:27

Can't do this thread alone Ladies, please participate
I'm getting so worried I'm starting to shake

Have we run out of rhymes, or is it the dull weather?

travelsafar Mon 27-Jan-20 18:30:47

Have we run out of rhymes, or is it the dull weather?
No were out in the rain on the moors with the heather!!!

With a man whose is called Heathcliffe

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