Versatile Verse 2

A pretty good foxtrot is all I can muster
Blonde hair flowing like General Custer

What an idea! Might try a Military Two-step

I don't have their charm to catch a man.
I cant even dance their flamboyant
Can-Can

A pretty good foxtrot is all I can muster

The French Riviera sounds just up my street
But with French girls I just can't compete

I don't have their charm to catch a man

If I leave it much longer I'll be too old
Must get a move on and get the house sold

The French Riviera sounds just up my street

I'd like to go to the south of France
And mingle with film stars, now’s my chance

If I leave it much longer I’ll be too old

I want a life of unadulterated bliss
All we'll do is cuddle and kiss

We'll shop in Harrods and stay at the Ritz

I want a life of unadulterated bliss
To be a Mrs and not a Miss

I'd like to go to the south of France

But I’ve had enough of being broke
I need a rich bloke

I want a life of unadulterated bliss

Don’t want a man unless he’s rich
Yes, I know, I sound like a bitch

But I’ve had enough of being broke

Lotions and potions, do nothing for me
I'd rather have a nice cup of tea.

Don't want a man unless he's rich

Romance and glamour and dreaming of love
I'm really too old, so I just can't see how

Lotions and potions, do nothing for me

Dressed up to the nines and floating sedately
Immaculate hair and singing Johnny come lately

Romance and glamour and dreaming of love

Alas my hips, too stiff to twirl
I'll try a dignified waltz, give it a whirl

Dressed up to the nines and floating sedately

So out of fashion I became
Dancing Queen, that was my name.

Alas, my hips, too stiff to twirl

Learning lots of fancy footwork
I couldn't do Beyonce's bum twerk

So out of fashion I became

With all my fabulous dance routines
I’d travel anywhere- loved new scenes

Learning lots of fancy footwork

My feet seem to go their separate ways
Gone are the days when I could amaze

With all my fabulous dance routines

I cant throw straight, I'll tell no lies
Can't walk straight, feet not aligned

I'm no good at all at dancing a tango
And absolutely useless at a fandango.

My feet seem to go their separate ways

I cant throw straight, I'll tell no lies
Can't walk straight, feet not aligned

If there's a dartboard, we could have a go
Chuck a dart...lookout....oh no!

I cant throw straight, I'll tell no lies

Sorry again- I'm running out of tears ?
No masks required for this is a pub
We can have a beer and some grub

If there's a dartboard, we could have a go

As long as there's safety rules in place
Do I need a mask upon my face?

No masks required for this is a pub

Shall I do Crazy's third line?
I'm looking forward to going out to dine

As long as there's safety rules in place

We might arrange an evening out
Perhaps we'll go to The Oyster and Trout

It'll be fun catching up with all the goss
Instead of watching daytime tv dross

We might arrange an evening out