Versatile Verse 2

What an idea! Might try a Military Two-step
Will I need special boots and plenty of prep?

Second thoughts, it's too much hard work

Second thoughts, it's too much hard work
Maybe I could manage a little twerk

I'll swing my hips and shake by booty

(Last line should be my booty not by booty - although I think I waved bye to my booty a long time ago as it travelled down south with the rest if my body )

I'll swing my hips and shake my booty
Despite that no one calls me 'cutie'

Another line please crazyh

At one time, I was the belle of the ball

At one time, I was the belle of the ball
swirling and twirling in the local dance hall

Oh where does time go, I wish I knew

Oh where does time go, I wish I knew
Disappeared with the love I thought would be true

Now I'm older and wiser, but a bit less spry

Now I'm older and wiser, but a bit less spry
Time has passed in a blink of an eye

The ups and downs of life take their toll

The ups and downs of life take their toll
It’s all rather wearing upon my soul

I need something in my life a little more uplifting

I need something in my life a little more uplifting
Than just a bra which stops my boobs drifting,

I long to wander on foreign shores

I long to wander on foreign shores
Inhale ozone and dip my toes.

Holidays will be a thing of the past

Holidays will be a thing of the past
Staycations are here but will they last

I'm now going out to clean the car

I'm now going out to clean the car
You're lucky, it must be dry where you are.

The heavens have opened, it's wet outside

The heavens have opened, it's wet outside
I might as well get in the car and go for a ride

A change of scene is a welcome diversion

A change of scene is a welcome diversion
I could really go for an outward bound excursion

I don’t want rough it, maybe some glamping

I don’t want to rough it, maybe some glamping
Those damp, tiny tents get my feet cramping

I'll wear a designer mac and wellies to match

I'll wear a designer mac and wellies to match
Hoping the loo doors will latch,

New line Elrel?

I’ll love a campfire singsong

I’ll love a campfire singsong
Everyone relaxed after walking all day long

Toasting marshmallows on the fire

I’ll love a campfire singsong
Faces glowing, swaying along

Hoping to gain

a new conquest

I’ll love a campfire singsong
Out of tune and all the words wrong

Looking up at the stars

I’ll love a campfire singsong
Faces glowing, swaying along

We'll spend the night hoping to catch

Toasting marshmallows on the fire
singing all in harmony like a choir

Unless like me you can't hold a note