Versatile Verse 2

Have we run out of rhymes, or is it the dull weather?
No were out in the rain on the moors with the heather!!!

With a man whose is called Heathcliffe

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I'm getting so worried I'm starting to shake

Have we run out of rhymes, or is it the dull weather?

He might take a dip and get his shirt wet
Where’s everyone gone? I’m beginning to fret!

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I could be his Lady Chatterley
He'd have a house called Pemberley

He might take a dip and get his shirt wet.

They say he has a way with plants
And relieving ladies of their pants!

I could be his Lady Chatterley....

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy
And grew herbs, mint and lots of parsley.

My dreamboat must be a gardener too
Will Mr Mellors do for you ? ?

They say he has a way with plants

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy
And grew herbs, mint and lots of parsley.

My dreamboat must be a gardener too

A first rate cook and cleaner too
I wonder if he'll scrub the loo?

And if he looked like Mr D'arcy

Loving and kind with the most perfect of manners
DIY expert with a handful of spanners

A first rate cook and cleaner too

Leaving me holding the baby
Prehaps this one will treat me like a lady

Loving and kind with the most perfect of manners

They’re all the same in the end you know
Stop awhile and then they go

Leaving me holding the baby

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask
Would he be willing to take on that task

It would be my fourth husband. What a chance!
I met my first at the local dance

They’re all the same in the end you know

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask
Would he be willing to take on that task

It would be my fourth husband. What a chance!

My dreams are all coming true
About time I say and on cue.

Do we hear wedding bells, they all ask

I gazed right into his eyes
And hear his sighs

My dreams are all coming true

My knees start to shake and I'm all of a quiver
I'd have a stiff drink, but it's bad for my liver

Perhaps a small one won't hurt
I am such a flirt

I gazed right into his eyes

My knees start to shake and I’m all of a shiver
When I start to plate up my mash, bacon and liver

Oh I love a good hearty tuck-in

My knees start to shake and I'm all of a quiver
I'd have a stiff drink, but it's bad for my liver

Perhaps a small one won't hurt

I hope he doesn’t think I’m a floozie
Just thinking of him makes me go woozy

My knees start to shake and I’m all of a quiver

Oh my word I think I’m in heaven
But I can’t stay long, must be home by seven

I hope he doesn’t think I’m a floozie

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth
And changed what I was wearing underneath

He comes in close for a kiss
I turn my face so he doesn’t miss

Oh my word I think I’m in heaven

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth
And changed what I was wearing underneath

He comes in close for a kiss

He will succumb to my feminine charms
While I smile enticingly in his arms.

Oh! I hope I remembered to clean my teeth

I know he’d not approve of my salacious behaviour
I think my looks are going to be my saviour

He will succumb to my feminine charms