EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

Right now I want to see more sun
It will kill the Corona and we'll have fun

Right now I want to see more sun
Something to cheer us and make us think of fun

I'll look forward to late summer and walks at the coast

I’ll look forward to late summer and walks at the coast
Ending up at the pub for a traditional Sunday roast

Roast beef, horseradish and a huge Yorkshire pudding

Roast beef, horseradish and a huge Yorkshire pudding
Served efficiently by the comely Miss Rudding

And if the weather's good, we'll go for a stroll

And if the weather's good, we'll go for a stroll
To find a nice tearoom - we’ll make that our goal.

We'll find a nice table, perhaps in the shade

We'll find a nice table, perhaps in the shade
Knowing our luck, there'll be a raid

So we'll have to settle for a space inside

So we'll have to settle for a space inside
When the police arrive we'll be able to hide

I'll climb in a cupboard and shut the door

I'll climb in a cupboard and shut the door
I'll keep very quiet and hide on the floor

Don't want them to know I escaped house arrest

Don't want them to know I escaped house arrest
For something I did , when I was at my 'best'.

Oh no.....here they come with handcuffs and chains

Oh no.....here they come with handcuffs and chains
This will only add to my stresses and strains

What will I do if I’m convicted

What will I do if I’m convicted
A jail term I'll face and be evicted.

Not a nice prospect for one so weak

Not a nice prospect for one so weak
All because the new rules I tried to tweak

I had to get out, I was going stir crazy

I had to get out, I was going stir crazy
But my memories of it all are now quite hazy.

What sort of crime have I committed?

What sort of crime have I committed?
The pencil I stole from Miss Dewitted?

I took it home in my pencil case

I took it home in my pencil case
Then join a crowd in a marathon race

Nobody noticed me jogging along

Nobody noticed me jogging along
Except for two guys sharing a bong

I hope they don’t get hooked on drugs

I hope they don’t get hooked on drugs
That's a game meant only for mugs.

Shall I have a word with them, I wondered

Shall I have a word with them, I wondered
I tried, but 'you get lost' they thundered

I backed off fast and ran at a faster pace

I backed off fast and ran at a faster pace
Sadly, I tripped and fell on my face.

They laughed and giggled, made a fool of me,

They laughed and giggled, made a fool of me
When I got up I couldn’t see

I’d only gone and broken my glasses

I’d only gone and broken my glasses
So I had to miss my regular classes.

I'm learning a new language you see

I'm learning a new language you see
So I can converse in two or three

Trouble is, my memory's not good

Trouble is, my memory's not good
It was so much easier in my childhood

Perhaps I should find a pen pal