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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 10:12:35

Is there room for one more ?

The WOODMOUSE rules are ...

Add a line to rhyme with the last line
and also a line of your own for the next person.

So carrying on ....

l hear a knocking at my front door
I hurry across the slippery floor

‘Who’s there ? ‘ I say and to my surprise

52bright Mon 30-Mar-20 17:04:19

Where's my dignity gone when I scream and push?
With strict midwives telling me to hush

It's much better introducing baby at a later date

Bellanonna Mon 30-Mar-20 17:12:22

It's much better introducing baby at a later date
So all but my loved one will just have to wait

For now, of course, lockdown means garden each day

threexnanny Mon 30-Mar-20 19:28:00

For now, of course, lockdown means garden each day
I'm missing my friends and have so much to say

We have a good gossip it cheers us up

henetha Tue 31-Mar-20 10:50:57

We have a good gossip it cheers us up
So we send good wishes as we raise our cup

It might contain tea but it could be champagne

Bellanonna Tue 31-Mar-20 12:51:43

It might contain tea but it could be champagne
Here’s to the bubbly ? and long may it reign

Memo to self to update shopping list

52bright Tue 31-Mar-20 21:43:04

Memo to self to update shopping list
Last time I went shopping the alcohol I missed

Tonight there'll be wine and a candle on the table

threexnanny Tue 31-Mar-20 22:48:29

Tonight there'll be wine and a candle on the table
Dinner is something from the cupboard without a label

I hope it's in date and tasty to eat

Gemini17892 Tue 31-Mar-20 23:14:00

I hope it's in date and tasty to eat
Not stinky blue cheese that smells of feet

Followed by mushrooms found in the garden

crazyH Tue 31-Mar-20 23:33:41

Followed by mushrooms found in the garden
Hope it's not the 'magic' type. I beg your pardon?

And then we'll have a lemon sponge pudding

henetha Wed 01-Apr-20 12:14:21

And then we'll have a lemon sponge pudding
Before my neighbour calls with her 'do-gooding'

She's warm-hearted but rather a pain

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Apr-20 12:21:37

She's warm-hearted but rather a pain
All she does is moan and complain

Me, I prefer to look on the bright side

threexnanny Wed 01-Apr-20 16:49:58

Me, I prefer to look on the bright side
Hoping something good will soon turn the tide

So long as we have good friends and our family

crazyH Wed 01-Apr-20 17:30:02

So long as we have good friends and our family
We'll be alright - oh and my neighbour Mr Sam Lee

He owns our local take-away

52bright Wed 01-Apr-20 20:41:48

He owns our local take-away
And for something really tasty I am happy to pay

I fancy some chicken with a sweet and sour sauce

crazyH Wed 01-Apr-20 21:08:43

I fancy some chicken with a sweet and sour sauce
There's no way I can aim for any weight loss.

Once the lockdown is over, I'll be overweight for sure

Bellanonna Wed 01-Apr-20 21:31:36

I fancy some chicken with a sweet and sour sauce
With a portion of salad and noodles of course

And after I’ve eaten, a long, solo walk

Bellanonna Wed 01-Apr-20 21:32:42

Oops sorry

I fancy some chicken with a sweet and sour sauce
There's no way I can aim for any weight loss.

Once the lockdown is over, I'll be overweight for sure

henetha Thu 02-Apr-20 12:03:01

Once the lockdown is over, I'll be overweight for sure
So bloomin huge I won't get outside any more

I'll just live indoors with my lovely house-cat

threexnanny Thu 02-Apr-20 13:45:56

I'll just live indoors with my lovely house-cat
But I may get so big I can't lean down to give him a pat!

Some restraint is needed, and some keep fit with Joe

Ashcombe Thu 02-Apr-20 14:07:09

Some restraint is needed and some keep fit with Joe.
Or a walk on the Downs with the beach down below.

It’s a favourite haunt of walkers galore,

crazyH Thu 02-Apr-20 16:16:10

It’s a favourite haunt of walkers galore,
I think I'll join them instead of a sofa - snore

Can't help it - the radiator makes it cosy and warm

52bright Thu 02-Apr-20 23:47:50

Can't help it - the radiator makes it cosy and warm
but I'll get out early tomorrow and see the dawn

Despite all the problems there's the beauty of Spring

crazyH Fri 03-Apr-20 00:41:23

Despite all the problems there's the beauty of Spring
Crisp and cool , it makes you want to sing.

I'll wake up early and go for a stroll

Bellanonna Fri 03-Apr-20 03:02:35

I'll wake up early and go for a stroll
A walk in the woods here will be my main goal

Then home for a workout with lively Joe Wicks

henetha Fri 03-Apr-20 11:10:51

Then home for a workout with lively Joe Wicks
Then collapse on the sofa while tv channels I flicks

But all I can find is lots of repeats

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