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EVEN MORE VERSATILE VERSE !

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Gemini17892 Thu 30-Jan-20 10:12:35

Is there room for one more ?

The WOODMOUSE rules are ...

Add a line to rhyme with the last line
and also a line of your own for the next person.

So carrying on ....

l hear a knocking at my front door
I hurry across the slippery floor

‘Who’s there ? ‘ I say and to my surprise

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henetha Thu 16-Jul-20 11:01:58

Sorry...

I'm a world class athlete, you see

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Puzzler61 Thu 16-Jul-20 11:47:37

I’m a world class athlete, you see
I should have a gold medal, arguably

I do a hundred press-ups every day

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Elderflower2 Thu 16-Jul-20 12:56:26

I do a hundred press-ups every day
With muscle ache I sure do pay

I should really vary my exercise

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threexnanny Thu 16-Jul-20 20:41:59

I should really vary my exercise
Unfortunately my pedometer never lies

Otherwise I might just cheat

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Pantglas2 Fri 17-Jul-20 09:18:29

Otherwise I might just cheat
In my attempts to beat

Others who’re an awful lot fitter

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JessK Fri 17-Jul-20 11:30:22

Others who're an awful lot fitter
Pass those who are a quitter

Make an effort - I must really try

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henetha Fri 17-Jul-20 11:32:30

Make an effort - I must really try
But I completely fail, and that's no lie.

My energy just got up and went

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Elderflower2 Fri 17-Jul-20 18:38:02

My energy just got up and went
I had to lay down and vent

Let's leave it till the morrow

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Puzzler61 Sat 18-Jul-20 08:51:16

Let’s leave it till the morrow
When some Lycra I will borrow.

I’ll run a lap of the field, then get on my bike

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henetha Sat 18-Jul-20 10:29:18

I’ll run a lap of the field, then get on my bike,
Swim five miles then go for a hike.

I'll then need to lie down for at least a week

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Elderflower2 Sat 18-Jul-20 12:16:04

I'll then need to lie down for at least a week
The help of a chiropractor I will seek

I'll need some new running shoes

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Tickledpink Sat 18-Jul-20 15:04:34

I'll need some new running shoes
With pink and gold hues

I love all things girly and sparkly

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Pantglas2 Sun 19-Jul-20 08:50:17

I love all things girly and sparkly
Said Barbie, as she sniggered darkly

Adding gold sequins to Ken’s new jacket!

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henetha Sun 19-Jul-20 11:15:09

Adding gold sequins to Ken’s new jacket!
Using glue, not sewing as she couldn't hack it

Some of them got stuck to the lining too

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Elderflower2 Sun 19-Jul-20 16:25:53

Some of them got stuck to the lining too
Poor Ken didn't know what to do

He opted for a blazer instead

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Puzzler61 Sun 19-Jul-20 17:07:51

He opted for a blazer instead
And a jaunty cap angled on his head

He walked in with a swagger

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Pantglas2 Mon 20-Jul-20 07:29:11

He walked in with a swagger
Just like Mick Jagger

Performing with a pose and a strut

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crazyH Mon 20-Jul-20 09:28:04

Performing with a pose and a strut
His knees knocking and sticking out butt.

Too old for this malarkey, he said

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henetha Mon 20-Jul-20 10:10:42

Too old for this malarkey, he said,
After this song I'm going back to bed.

But when he woke he was not alone

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Elderflower2 Mon 20-Jul-20 11:49:35

But when he woke he was not alone
Stuck to his ear was his phone

Who's there? he cried out loudly

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threexnanny Mon 20-Jul-20 22:09:41

Who's there? he cried loudly
Your first love she answered proudly

You said I'd always stay in your heart

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crazyH Mon 20-Jul-20 22:16:42

You said I'd always stay in your heart
"Not after all these years, you little tart !!"

Her heart broken for the umpteenth time

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Tickledpink Mon 20-Jul-20 22:18:22

You said I'd always stay in your heart
We were meant for eachother right from the start

Whisk me away to Gretna Green

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MissTree Mon 20-Jul-20 23:32:48

Whisk me away to Gretna Green
I’m saying yes while you’re still keen

Promise me you won’t change your mind

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Pantglas2 Tue 21-Jul-20 07:06:28

Promise me you won’t change your mind
Making the arrangements was such a bind

I’ve always wanted to be your Missus

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