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Gossip from around my way...

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:26:47

My neighbour tried phoning the Tinnitus helpline, but she said it just kept ringing

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:24:14

I got banned from that masochism club for having the wrong attitude.

Who cares? I'm certainly not going to beat myself up about it.

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:22:17

Next door told me that she recently bought a new toilet brush

Long story short, she says she’s going back to toilet paper

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:21:06

A book just fell on my head

I blame my shelf

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:20:57

Rita from number 13 isn't courting that circus clown now.

He kept getting really funny with her.

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:17:09

Its a shame when places close down. The paper shop has gone too.

Business folded.

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:14:14

Our local Italian restaurant had to close, the chef pastaway......

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:13:05

Cousin Angela had to throw her lodger out when she came home to find he was playing hypnotic music to her pet snake..

Charming!

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:12:11

There was a wedding in my village recently between to WiFi engineers, the reception was fantastic.

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:08:32

grin
Brilliant!

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 01:07:29

The first time I got hold of the Universal remote control, I thought

Well, this changes everything.....

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 01:04:16

'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' got rid of their new waitress you know.

Apparently she's a bit of a stirrer.

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Oopsadaisy3 Sat 08-Feb-20 00:54:14

My BIL has a boomerang but he had forgotten how to throw it,

Then it came back to him

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 00:08:29

That's really tickled me, vampirequeen grin

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MissAdventure Sat 08-Feb-20 00:07:25

grin

Uncle Nigel is looking for a new job, he really doesn't get on with his boss at the butchers.

He says he's going to leave before he gets the chop.

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merlotgran Sat 08-Feb-20 00:05:12

grin

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vampirequeen Fri 07-Feb-20 23:59:26

About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

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MissAdventure Fri 07-Feb-20 23:03:12

Just a silly idea for a game, which may not work out, but...

I thought I would tell you about my friend Mary.
Her relationship ended with that man she was so keen on, when she hid a rocket under his chair.

He went through the roof!

Mind you, the man before - the one in the brass band.
Well, she ended that..

She said he was always blowing his own trumpet.

Anyone else have any gossip from round their way?

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