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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Aug-20 11:49:44

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day
A break I will take
With coffee and cake

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crazyH Mon 03-Aug-20 11:13:43

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day
A break I will take

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 10:33:36

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way
I’m off to the Mall and I’ll stop there all day

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henetha Mon 03-Aug-20 09:45:01

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say
When they come to stay
When they leave the cupboard is bare.

So with mask and shopping bags I'm on my way

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:13:13

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say
When they come to stay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Aug-20 09:05:24

My visitors don't seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair
It's comfy they say

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Aug-20 08:25:20

My visitors don’t seem to care
At the mess they don't turn a hair

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Annum Mon 03-Aug-20 08:14:04

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust
Scrape the oven of rust
And let the rest all go to pot

My visitors don’t seem to care

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 23:58:52

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust
Scrape the oven of rust

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 22:34:53

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot
I write in the dust

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 17:23:35

But a domestic goddess I’m not
All housework is in my blind spot

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Aug-20 16:58:43

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
And though I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner
A gold medal dinner
I’ve become such a wonderful host

But a domestic goddess I’m not

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Aug-20 14:11:34

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
And though I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner
A gold medal dinner

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Annum Sun 02-Aug-20 13:34:14

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
I really don't intend to boast
My beef is a winner

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Gwenisgreat1 Sun 02-Aug-20 10:53:24

But reality says today it's Sunday Roast
I really don't intend to boast

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henetha Sun 02-Aug-20 10:45:25

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach? blush
With a hint of peach
And enough schnapps in to kill a whale.

But reality says today it's Sunday roast

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Aug-20 19:41:28

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach? blush
With a hint of peach

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 17:35:22

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male
Sex on the Beach?blush

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Aug-20 14:36:33

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail
Shaken by a rather handsome male

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henetha Sat 01-Aug-20 11:34:19

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It's your life, so live it
It's not over till you quit
So live for today, - cheers!- Have a nice drink.

I'd like to try an exotic cocktail

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Aug-20 09:15:32

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It's your life, so live it
It's not over till you quit

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Aug-20 07:58:18

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink
It’s your life, so live it,

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Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 22:25:23

Take no notice at all of what others think
Keep dressing in purple, orange, red and pink

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henetha Fri 31-Jul-20 10:52:52

I have to confess to nightly watching MASH
I don't care if some folks call it trash
It's 'classic TV'
And very much ‘me’
Well, If you enjoy it just give it a bash.

Take no notice at all of what others think

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Annum Fri 31-Jul-20 08:17:58

I have to confess to nightly watching MASH
I don't care if some folks call it trash
It's 'classic TV'
And very much ‘me’

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