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Limericks 13

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:13:48

New start.
I do enjoy this limericks thread

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:17:21

I do enjoy this limericks thread
Me too, it makes me use my head

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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:42:20

I do enjoy this limericks thread
Me too, it makes me use my head
AABBA in form

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Juliet27 Sun 09-Feb-20 02:31:47

I do enjoy this limericks thread
Me too, it makes me use my head
AABBA in form
We stick to the norm

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 10-Feb-20 00:08:51

I do enjoy this limericks thread
Me too, it makes me use my head
AABBA in form
We stick to the norm
Get it wrong and there'll be bloodshed

I was stopped in the street for a survey

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callgirl1 Mon 10-Feb-20 00:39:38

I was stopped in the street for a survey
On what it feels like to have scurvy,

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Feb-20 08:37:03

I was stopped in the street for a survey
On what it feels like to have scurvy,
I hadn’t thought I was ill

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JackyB Mon 10-Feb-20 09:19:12

I was stopped in the street for a survey
On what it feels like to have scurvy,
I hadn’t thought I was ill
But the form I did fill

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 10-Feb-20 09:22:06

I was stopped in the street for a survey
On what it feels like to have scurvy,
I hadn’t thought I was ill
But the form I did fill
And then got on my way

I'd decided to go to the park

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Juliet27 Mon 10-Feb-20 09:51:58

I'd decided to go to the park
Woke early and was up with the lark

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 11-Feb-20 21:33:29

I'd decided to go to the park
Woke early and was up with the lark
The birds are singing

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crazyH Tue 11-Feb-20 21:52:34

I'd decided to go to the park
Woke early and was up with the lark
The birds are singing
The dawn chorus a-waking

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Squiffy Tue 11-Feb-20 22:31:24

I'd decided to go to the park
Woke early and was up with the lark
The birds are singing
The dawn chorus a-waking
I think I might stay until dark

Oh no! It has started to rain

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callgirl1 Tue 11-Feb-20 22:44:26

Oh no! It has started to rain
That really is such a pain,

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Squiffy Wed 12-Feb-20 10:46:26

Oh no! It has started to rain
That really is such a pain,
Forgot my brolly

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crazyH Wed 12-Feb-20 11:01:22

Oh no! It has started to rain
That really is such a pain,
Forgot my brolly
I look like a wally

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Squiffy Wed 12-Feb-20 20:05:18

Oh no! It has started to rain
That really is such a pain,
Forgot my brolly
I look like a wally
I’ll just have to go by the train.

Storm Dennis is due to arrive

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crazyH Wed 12-Feb-20 20:10:03

Storm Dennis is due to arrive
I heard he'll arrive here by five

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 12-Feb-20 23:12:09

Storm Dennis is due to arrive
I heard he'll arrive here by five
The waves will be high

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callgirl1 Wed 12-Feb-20 23:48:14

Storm Dennis is due to arrive
I heard he`ll arrive here by five
The waves will be high
Disaster is nigh,

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crazyH Wed 12-Feb-20 23:56:00

Storm Dennis is due to arrive
I heard he`ll arrive here by five
The waves will be high
Disaster is nigh,
My back garden is coming alive.

My waterbut has slipped off its stand

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Juliet27 Thu 13-Feb-20 07:02:18

My waterbut has slipped off its stand
And my own butt just seems to expand! couldn't resist

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Squiffy Thu 13-Feb-20 13:33:10

My waterbut has slipped off its stand
And my own butt just seems to expand!
My knickers nay burst

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callgirl1 Thu 13-Feb-20 22:49:55

My waterbut has slipped off its stand
And my own butt just seems to expand!
My knickers may burst
But what would be worst,

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