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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Jul-20 14:30:29

We've just had a day out in Didling
It didn't just rain, it was piddling
My brolly blew inside out

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henetha Sun 26-Jul-20 10:47:45

We've just had a day out in Didling
It didn't just rain, it was piddling.

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jul-20 19:15:54

The page boy dressed well at the wedding
Despite it being something he was dreading
Lads hate all the fuss
Sometimes they cuss
As off to the Church they are heading.

We've just had a day out in Didling

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MissTree Sat 25-Jul-20 18:47:21

The page boy dressed well at the wedding
Despite it being something he was dreading
Lads hate all the fuss
Sometimes they cuss

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jul-20 18:11:15

The page boy dressed well at the wedding
Despite it being something he was dreading
Lads hate all the fuss

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Jul-20 14:37:56

The page boy dressed well at the wedding
Despite it being something he was dreading

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Elderflower2 Sat 25-Jul-20 14:35:06

The page boy dressed well at the wedding

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Elderflower2 Sat 25-Jul-20 14:33:56

The Queen often asks "Have you come far?"
By bus? By train? Or a fancy car?
"No ma'am", I answer,
"I'm a bit of a chancer"
I came by a balloon in the arr

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henetha Sat 25-Jul-20 11:36:13

The Queen often asks "Have you come far?"
By bus? By train? Or a fancy car?
"No ma'am", I answer,
"I'm a bit of a chancer"

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Jangran99 Sat 25-Jul-20 10:00:16

The Queen often asks "Have you come far?"
By bus? By train? Or a fancy car?
"No ma'am", I answer,

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crazyH Sat 25-Jul-20 09:03:52

They say The Queen often asks "Have you come far?"
By bus? By train? Or a fancy car?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 25-Jul-20 08:47:35

I guess underneath he was shy
I hoped he would giving 'chatting' a sigh
But when he did speak
I could hear a squeak
And then he made a very loud sigh.

They say The Queen often asks "Have you come far?"

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crazyH Sat 25-Jul-20 00:13:07

I guess underneath he was shy
I hoped he would give 'chatting' a try
But when he did speak
I could hear a squeak

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Elrel Fri 24-Jul-20 23:44:49

I guess underneath he was shy
I hoped he would give 'chatting' a try
But when he did speak

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crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 23:32:00

I guess underneath he was shy
I hoped he would give 'chatting' a try

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Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 23:04:36

There was a young lad called Kilroy
Who was so unbelievably coy
Had he something to hide
Does he need to confide
Or is it just meant to annoy

I guess underneath he was shy

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Jul-20 22:29:51

There was a young lad called Kilroy
Who was so unbelievably coy
Had he something to hide
Does he need to confide

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Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 18:16:08

There was a young lad called Kilroy
Who was so unbelievably coy
Had he something to hide

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-Jul-20 16:20:28

There was a young lad called Kilroy
Who was so unbelievably coy

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Elderflower2 Fri 24-Jul-20 14:45:12

A little old man from south Wales
Told us the most unusual tales
Of lands far away
During his heyday
The loss, of he often bewails

There was a young lad called Kilroy

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Jul-20 13:09:35

A little old man from south Wales
Told us the most unusual tales
Of lands far away
During his heyday

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Jangran99 Fri 24-Jul-20 12:50:23

crazyH

A little old man from south Wales
Told us the most unusual tales
Of lands far away

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crazyH Fri 24-Jul-20 10:24:49

A little old man from south Wales
Told us the most unusual tales

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henetha Fri 24-Jul-20 10:19:51

A little old lady from Barrow
Decided her waist was too narrow
By eating cakes and biscuits
Gave her loads of zits
Now she's living on carrots and marrow.

A little old man from south Wales

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 24-Jul-20 08:44:39

A little old lady from Barrow
Decided her waist was too narrow
By eating cakes and biscuits
Gave her loads of zits

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