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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Jul-20 13:10:42

The poor girl was too scared to move
Your common sense now you must prove
Pay heed to the time
Being late is a crime
Of your tardiness I so disapprove.

So this lackadaisical young lady

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Juliet27 Tue 30-Jun-20 20:16:23

The poor girl was too scared to move
Your common sense now you must prove
Pay heed to the time
Being late is a crime

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Jangran99 Mon 29-Jun-20 17:47:17

The poor girl was too scared to move
Your common sense now you must prove
Pay heed to the time

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Jun-20 11:55:52

The poor girl was too scared to move
Your common sense now you must prove

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Juliet27 Mon 29-Jun-20 07:55:10

Well, he gave her the price of the fare
And said, "Now get out of my hair"
"You're grounded, my gal"
Your room’s a corral
Annoy me again if you dare.

The poor girl was too scared to move

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Jangran99 Sun 28-Jun-20 18:07:57

Well, he gave her the price of the fare
And said, "Now get out of my hair"
"You're grounded, my gal"
Your room’s a corral

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Jun-20 10:32:31

Well, he gave her the price of the fare
And said, "Now get out of my hair"
"You're grounded, my gal"

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Jun-20 06:58:16

Well, he gave her the price of the fare
And said ‘now get out of my hair’

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Jangran99 Sat 27-Jun-20 15:18:00

he's hoping her folks aren't in bed
If she wakes them they’ll see red
She can't pay the ride
So her fears set aside
In she went, dad's words best unsaid!

Well, he gave her the price of the fare

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Jun-20 06:55:48

She's hoping her folks aren't in bed
If she wakes them they’ll see red
She can't pay the ride
So her fears set aside

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 22:45:08

She's hoping her folks aren't in bed
If she wakes them they’ll see red
She can't pay the ride

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Jun-20 21:57:06

She's hoping her folks aren't in bed
If she wakes them they’ll see red

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 21:51:44

Oops,sorry
A pleasant young lady from Crewe
Got herself in a bit of a stew
She missed the last bus
Oh damn. blast and cuss
Now she's in the taxi rank queue

She's hoping her folks aren't in bed

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 21:45:49

A pleasant young lady from
Got herself in a bit of a stew
She missed the last bus
Oh damn. blast a
And no cash fo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Jun-20 15:55:10

A pleasant young lady from Crewe
Got herself in a bit of a stew
She missed the last bus
Oh damn. blast and cuss

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Jangran99 Fri 26-Jun-20 00:16:41

A pleasant young lady from Crewe
Got herself in a bit of a stew
She missed the last bus

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Juliet27 Thu 25-Jun-20 07:56:19

A pleasant young lady from Crewe
Got herself in a bit of a stew

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Jangran99 Wed 24-Jun-20 16:41:23

lovebeigecardigans1955

His pupils thought this was fantastic
But the head wanted lessons scholastic
He said the 3 Rs
Will form your memoirs
To fail at this stage would be drastic

A pleasant young lady from Crewe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Jun-20 09:26:19

His pupils thought this was fantastic
But the head wanted lessons scholastic
He said the 3 r's
Will form your memoirs

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Jangran99 Tue 23-Jun-20 14:37:06

His pupils thought this was fantastic
But the Head wanted lessons scholastic
He said the 3 r’s

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Jun-20 17:41:05

His pupils thought this was fantastic
But the Head wanted lessons scholastic

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Annum Sun 21-Jun-20 16:02:23

A new school teacher from Goole
Thought it would be so cool
To take his first class
Outside on the grass
And the second one right in the pool.

His pupils thought this was fantastic

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Jun-20 15:48:37

A new school teacher from Goole
Thought it would be so cool
To take his first class
Outside on the grass

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Jangran99 Fri 19-Jun-20 17:15:13

A new school teacher from Goole
Thought it would be so cool
To take his first class

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Jun-20 13:13:34

A new school teacher from Goole
Thought it would be so cool

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