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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jun-20 08:53:23

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner
She measured her girth
And thought she was worth

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Jun-20 08:37:48

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner
She measured her girth

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 09-Jun-20 00:19:01

A buxom young lady from Pinner
Decided she wanted to be thinner

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Jun-20 00:10:24

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break
And what new clothes to take
That'll remove all trace of a frown.

A buxom young lady from Pinner

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Jun-20 06:19:15

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break
And what new clothes to take

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Jun-20 18:18:04

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown
Plan next year’s sunny break

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crazyH Mon 01-Jun-20 22:44:26

How to stop ourselves from feeling down
Why not shop online for a new ball gown

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Jangran99 Mon 01-Jun-20 20:32:16

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk
At weariness I’ll not balk
Anything to help me stay slim.

How to stop ourselves from feeling down

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Jun-20 05:58:59

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk
At weariness I’ll not balk

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crazyH Fri 29-May-20 08:25:48

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim
Or like Capt Tom, I'll just walk

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-May-20 07:27:56

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym
Perhaps run round the block, on a whim

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Jangran99 Thu 28-May-20 23:30:21

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip
I'd damage my hip
And also my nether regions expose!

So I think I'll steer clear of the gym

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Juliet27 Thu 28-May-20 06:39:44

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip
I'd damage my hip

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Jangran99 Wed 27-May-20 23:13:53

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes
How about a back flip

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Juliet27 Wed 27-May-20 20:00:49

We all have secret dreams I suppose
Like being able to touch your toes

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Jangran99 Tue 26-May-20 23:59:12

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny
He saw himself driving it coolly ?

We all have secret dreams I suppose

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Jangran99 Tue 26-May-20 23:57:02

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny
He saw himself driving it coolly a ?of

We all have secret dreams I suppose

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crazyH Tue 26-May-20 12:19:30

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny
Steering, so tiny

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-May-20 12:13:49

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly
So bright and shiny

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Jangran99 Mon 25-May-20 18:44:00

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu
Saw an E-Type and went all drooly

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Juliet27 Mon 25-May-20 18:09:19

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?
I love being afloat,
Yes, let’s get going - ship ahoy!

A car enthusiast from Beaulieu

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Jangran99 Mon 25-May-20 16:14:24

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?
I love being afloat,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-May-20 13:52:53

After lockdown we'll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I'm full of joy
Will we travel by boat?

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Juliet27 Mon 25-May-20 11:07:17

After lockdown we’ll go back to Fowey
Just the thought, and I’m full of joy

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Jangran99 Sun 24-May-20 17:24:38

All my wild flowers are about to bloom
Their wonderful colours dispel the gloom
They brighten each year
And bring such cheer
I’ll cut some to keep in my room.

After lockdown we’ll go back to Fowey

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