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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

Juliet27 Sat 02-May-20 06:03:24

1st May and the choir sing at Magdalen Tower
A hymn of praise to the Trinity’s power
We celebrate May Day

Jangran99 Fri 01-May-20 22:30:49

1st May and the choir sing at Magdalen Tower
A hymn of praise to the Trinity’s power

Juliet27 Fri 01-May-20 11:21:45

Now wonderful Captain Tom is a Colonel
His achievement will remain eternal
He should be made a 'Sir'
Of that we all concur
No doubt his family are keeping a journal

1st May and the choir sing at Magdalen Tower

Jellybeetles Thu 30-Apr-20 19:48:33

Now wonderful Captain Tom is a Colonel
His achievement will remain eternal
He should be made a 'Sir'
Of that we all concur

crazyH Thu 30-Apr-20 19:43:44

Now wonderful Captain Tom is a Colonel
His achievement will remain eternal
He should be made a 'Sir'

Juliet27 Thu 30-Apr-20 14:54:32

Now wonderful Captain Tom is a Colonel
His achievement will remain eternal

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 30-Apr-20 12:43:21

I'm beginning to fell a bit down in the dumps
I guess I must be a bit of a chump
A kick up the backside,
Would help if applied
But would give me a very sore rump.

Now wonderful Captain Tom is a Colonel

Juliet27 Thu 30-Apr-20 06:25:44

I'm beginning to feel a bit down in the dumps
I guess I must be a bit of a chump
A kick up the backside,
Would help if applied

callgirl1 Thu 30-Apr-20 00:03:50

I`m beginning to feel a bit down in the dumps
I guess I must be a bit of a chump
I need a kick up the backside,

Grany Wed 29-Apr-20 12:12:26

I’m beginning to feel a bit down in the dumps
I guess I must be a bit of a chump

Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 06:42:24

The bluebells are ringing in the glade
Glimpsed them my day has been made
And that wonderful smell
Casts a magical spell
I must see them again before they fade

I’m beginning to feel a bit down in the dumps

Jangran99 Tue 28-Apr-20 15:31:36

The bluebells are ringing in the glade
Glimpsed them my day has been made
And that wonderful smell
Casts a magical spell

Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 06:33:09

The bluebells are ringing in the glade
Glimpsed them my day has been made
And that wonderful smell

Grany Mon 27-Apr-20 23:18:52

The bluebells are ringing in the glade
glimpsed them my day has been made

Jangran99 Sun 26-Apr-20 18:47:08

Oz had candlelit vigils for Anzac Day
They came in their thousands, their wreaths to lay
Bowed heads with quiet thought
For those who had fought
Our gratitude we annually convey

The bluebells are ringing in the glade

Juliet27 Sun 26-Apr-20 11:45:38

Oz had candlelit vigils for Anzac Day
They came in their thousands, their wreaths to lay
Bowed heads with quiet thought
For those who had fought

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 26-Apr-20 09:47:47

Oz had candlelit vigils for Anzac Day
They came in their thousands, their wreaths to lay
Bowed heads with quiet thoughts

Jangran99 Sun 26-Apr-20 08:48:14

Oz had candlelit vigils for Anzac Day
They came in their thousands,their wreaths to lay

Juliet27 Sat 25-Apr-20 08:34:10

There's a little old man here in Worcester
Who searched all his life for his sister
Found her on the internet
Was it worth it? You bet!
As her best friend was Bertie Wooster.

Oz had candlelit vigils for Anzac Day

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 25-Apr-20 07:49:24

There's a little old man here in Worcester
Who searched all his life for his sister
Found her on the internet
Was it worth it? You bet!

Grany Fri 24-Apr-20 16:38:17

There's a little old man here in Worcester
Who searched all his life for his sister
Found her with the internet

crazyH Thu 23-Apr-20 00:05:01

There's a little old man here in Worcester
Who searched all his life for his sister

Jangran99 Wed 22-Apr-20 12:43:10

How I wish that I had a green thumb
I'd grow flowers and fruit, and bees would hum
It would fill all my needs
Plants would whoosh up from seeds
I'd be ecstatic instead of glum.

There's a little old man here in Worcester

Elrel Wed 22-Apr-20 00:45:29

How I wish that I had a green thumb
I'd grow flowers and fruit, and bees would hum
It would fill all my needs
Plants would whoosh up from seeds

Jangran99 Tue 21-Apr-20 23:33:16

How I wish that I had a green thumb
I'd grow flowers and fruit, and bees would hum
It would fill all my needs

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