Limericks 13

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not too close to passers by
With the rules I do comply

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say
Not to close to passers by

Now I take him for a walk just once a day
It helps me too, I have to say

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares
He hopes I'll relent
The mixed messages I sent
Now the carpet is covered with hairs.

Now I take him for a walk just once a day

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,
He hopes I'll relent
The mixed messages I sent

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,
He hopes I'll relent

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs
He creeps towards it, then stops and stares,

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker
Almost an account blocker
When I saw it my patience flipped

Now he's banned from the couch and the chairs

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker
Almost an account blocker

And the dog I`ve taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he`s ripped
The vet`s bill was a shocker,

And the dog I've taken to have his claws clipped
Because my sofa covers he's ripped

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye
Who caught a fly
So pricey his treatments I've debts.

And the dog I've taken to have his claws clipped

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye
Who caught a fly

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats
A cat with one eye

At the vets there were lots of pets
And many owners in nervous sweats

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care
She's a real nightmare
Of that I'll bet

At the vets there were lots of pets

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care
She's a real nightmare

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet
He'd better take care

I think I will consult the vet
I'm sure he'll want to see my pet

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb
So glad it wasn`t my bum!
Or any other part underneath!!

I think I will consult the vet

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb
So glad it wasn`t my bum!

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth
She bit into my thumb

A small ginger kitty from Leith
Had terribly sharp little teeth

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?
Until he met Milly
A gorgeous filly
Who thought him both grubby and sad.

A small ginger kitty from Leith

Now the groom was a bit of a lad
There's not a damsel he hasn't had?
Until he met Milly
A gorgeous filly