Limericks 13

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper
Such a hopeless creeper
He'll have nowt to show but his belly.

Let's hope his next attempt will be better

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper
Such a hopeless creeper

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly
His camera sank deeper

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,
And a boar had eaten a welly

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log
Fell into the bog
And came out incredibly green.

He was, I`m afraid, rather smelly,

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log
Fell into the bog

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen
But he tripped on a log

A photographer in the Forest of Dean
Hoped to creep upon the wildlife unseen

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here
At last some cheer
Barring another weather disaster

A photographer in the Forest of Dean

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here
At last some cheer

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster
Spring is nearly here

Sunny days all around
To dry out the ground

How long is it now until Easter?
7 weeks, it won’t come any faster

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour
Overcooked his cauliflower
And spilled cheese sauce all over his jeans

How long is it now until Easter?

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour
Overcooked his cauliflower

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with his greens
Then his gravy turned sour

He muddled his peas with his beans
Put red cabbage in with the greens

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work just to have a brew
He then realised
That he’d gone quite cross eyed
Which spoiled the wonderful view.

He muddled his peas with his beans

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work just to have a brew
He then realised
That he’d gone quite cross eyed

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work to just have a brew
He then realised

An apprentice gardener from Kew
Stopped his work to just have a brew

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy
Hoping for more than a daisy
From the number of packs I got

An apprentice gardener from Kew

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy
Hoping for more than a daisy

Can’t think of a reason why not
I could have lost the plot
Sowing seeds like crazy

Can't think of one reason why not
I could have lost the plot