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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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crazyH Wed 26-Aug-20 17:26:43

I wish I had hidden a spare
For the thieves, it would be a dare

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:34:39

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back
I grabbed a quick snack
Also a big box of choccies.

I wish I had hidden a spare

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:20:21

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back
I grabbed a quick snack

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Jangran99 Wed 26-Aug-20 14:12:15

A wee tweak to keep the rhythm ?

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
We go, but I forgot door keys"!
So on the way back

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henetha Wed 26-Aug-20 10:22:31

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"
So out we go, but I forgot the door keys"!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 26-Aug-20 09:45:03

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They're snug as a bug
Wrapped up tight in a shrug
I'll not disturb them - I'm too kind.

Each day I call to them, "Walkies!"

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Tickledpink Tue 25-Aug-20 22:57:11

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They’re snug as a bug
Wrapped up tight in a shrug

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Aug-20 22:28:12

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined
They’re snug as a bug

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libra10 Tue 25-Aug-20 09:47:03

In their basket they sleep entwined
To do anything - disinclined

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Aug-20 09:30:57

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad
So took him to see dad
So never again will they roam.

In their basket they sleep entwined

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:51:10

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad
So took him to see dad

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henetha Mon 24-Aug-20 10:42:43

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome
Cat thought dog was barking mad

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:33:50

The cat and the dog ran back home
Dog thought cat had Stockholm syndrome

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 24-Aug-20 10:21:21

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
No desire to roam
He loved this life - his great purpose.

The cat and the dog ran back home

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 23-Aug-20 23:57:06

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
No desire to roam

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Aug-20 23:18:36

Sorry Grany, but home and alone don't rhymegrin

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home

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Grany Sun 23-Aug-20 23:08:20

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home
He wasn't alone

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Jangran99 Sun 23-Aug-20 22:57:46

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss
The flea felt at home

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Annum Sun 23-Aug-20 12:52:52

They wanted to join the circus
Begged, pleaded and made a big fuss

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-Aug-20 10:07:31

I've started a menagerie
With a doc, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat
He wanted the rat
But they all ran away- what tragedy.

They wanted to join the circus

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crazyH Sat 22-Aug-20 23:43:33

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat
He wanted the rat

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 22-Aug-20 23:30:26

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog, a cat and a flea
The dog chased the cat

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Jangran99 Sat 22-Aug-20 23:21:35

I’ve started a menagerie
With a dog,a cat and a flea

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Aug-20 16:32:48

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won't roam
I'll find him a mate
A lettuce - good bait?
He’s made friends with the garden gnome

I’ve started a menagerie

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Aug-20 14:54:34

I'm giving a tortoise a home
Has only three legs, so won't roam
I'll find him a mate
A lettuce - good bait?

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