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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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crazyH Mon 17-Aug-20 17:48:06

A young lad I know went to Crete,
Packed his white shorts, felt quite upbeat

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 17:39:09

My hair stood on end in a storm
Not very sleek which is the norm
I hate the static
It was dramatic
But at least I'm indoors and warm.

A young lad I know went to Crete,

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Juliet27 Mon 17-Aug-20 10:28:57

My hair stood on end in a storm
Not very sleek which is the norm
I hate the static
It was dramatic

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Jangran99 Mon 17-Aug-20 10:19:59

My hair stood on end in a storm
Not very sleek which is the norm
I hate the static

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 17-Aug-20 10:09:47

My hair stood on end in a storm
Not very sleek which is the norm

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Aug-20 11:59:16

I've woken to a misty morn
So much dew on the unmown lawn
There's thunder about
I hear a loud shout
The noise had my neighbour airborne

My hair stood on end in a storm

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Gwenisgreat1 Sun 16-Aug-20 10:53:52

I hear a loud shout

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henetha Sun 16-Aug-20 10:51:48

I've woken to a misty morn
So much dew on the on the unmown lawn
There's thunder about

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 16-Aug-20 09:52:30

I've woken to a misty morn
So much dew on the on the unmown lawn

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Aug-20 07:19:48

I was thinking of going to France
But drat, due to Covid, no chance
As this virus rules
No more frites and moules
But at least I’ve saved the finance

I’ve woken to a misty morn

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Annum Sat 15-Aug-20 10:49:51

I was thinking of going to France
But drat, due to Covid, no chance
As this virus rules
No more frites and moules

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Aug-20 10:03:01

I was thinking of going to France
But drat, due to Covid, no chance
As this virus rules

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 15-Aug-20 08:08:52

I was thinking of going to France
But drat, due to Covid, no chance

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henetha Fri 14-Aug-20 11:23:19

If ever you visit Leominster
You'll see a really big dumpster
It's larger than life
Which causes much strife
To my little kidnapped hamster.

I was thinking of going to France

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 14-Aug-20 01:02:04

If ever you visit Leominster
You'll see a really big dumpster
It's larger than life
Which causes much strife

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 13-Aug-20 19:33:10

If ever you visit Leominster
You'll see a really big dumpster
It's larger than life

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crazyH Thu 13-Aug-20 17:09:26

Jangran - you are a big tease ! I had to google the pronunciation

If ever you visit Leominster
You'll see a really big dumpster

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Jangran99 Thu 13-Aug-20 16:36:50

But not everyone would agree
And some much prefer life at sea
Those sailors in white
An added highlight
So an AB Seaman for me.

If ever you visit Leominster

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Juliet27 Wed 12-Aug-20 17:40:02

But not everyone would agree
And some much prefer life at sea
Those sailors in white
An added highlight

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crazyH Wed 12-Aug-20 15:02:42

Juliet27 - I'm afraid I did ?

But not everyone would agree
And some much prefer life at sea
Those sailors in white

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Annum Wed 12-Aug-20 13:37:10

But not everyone would agree
And some much prefer life at sea

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henetha Wed 12-Aug-20 11:15:15

I love travelling around on trains
And viewing various terrains
Naught to see in flight (?)
To the eye’s delight
So trains are better than planes.

But not everyone would agree

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Jangran99 Wed 12-Aug-20 00:11:45

I love travelling around on trains
And viewing various terrains
Naught to see in flight (?)
To the eye’s delight

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Juliet27 Tue 11-Aug-20 17:10:05

*Crazy*...think you might have lost the limerick plot? 88558

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crazyH Tue 11-Aug-20 15:35:59

I love travelling around on trains
And viewing various terrains
In the air, there's nothing to see

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