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Jangran99 Sat 08-Feb-20 21:12:16

Carrying on .........
This road sweeper gloomily pushed his barrow
Through the streets, wide or narrow
Keeping an eye out
For treasures ,no doubt ( to keep the shape Granny)
Which he'll grab with the speed of an arrow!

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 19:13:35

Ii

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Sep-20 16:53:00

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Sep-20 16:07:47

I think I've started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet
It's sunny not wet
The onset of Autumn feels bad.

Today I saw the first mince pies

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henetha Sat 19-Sep-20 13:13:58

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet
It's sunny not wet

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crazyH Sat 19-Sep-20 08:55:01

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad
It's not Winter yet

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 08:51:10

I think I’ve started to feel SAD
Despite what some think, it's no fad

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Juliet27 Sat 19-Sep-20 06:08:46

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?
For me, not the cat
Buying for warmth - I’m no stinter

I think I’ve started to feel SAD

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henetha Thu 17-Sep-20 13:03:37

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?
For me, not the cat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Sep-20 09:11:14

I'm buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter
A scarf and a hat?

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Elrel Thu 17-Sep-20 01:57:36

I’m buying new clothes for winter
For a plodder, not a quick sprinter

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henetha Wed 16-Sep-20 09:48:28

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter
‘Not too much’, I mutter
Or I'll get fat and then feel sad.

I'm buying new clothes for winter

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Sep-20 21:22:41

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter
‘Not too much’, I mutter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Sep-20 15:11:48

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad
Lashings of butter

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crazyH Tue 15-Sep-20 15:09:51

So the laverbread won't taste so bad
I'll have some ketchup, just a tad.

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henetha Tue 15-Sep-20 11:43:24

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed
Downed with Honey Mead
Which I'll drink till I'm off my head.

So the laverbread won't taste so bad

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crazyH Mon 14-Sep-20 21:28:02

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed
Downed with Honey Mead

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Grany Mon 14-Sep-20 20:20:51

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread
Nice, made from seaweed

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crazyH Mon 14-Sep-20 19:21:38

I’d like a slice of laverbread
Though for some, it fills them with dread

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Sep-20 18:54:39

henetha ?

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And it makes me wheeze
In fact your idea’s rather silly

I’d like a slice of laverbread

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henetha Mon 14-Sep-20 10:20:48

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And I must stop for wees

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Sep-20 10:20:22

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees
And it makes me wheeze

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Sep-20 09:39:57

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said, "too hilly"
It hurts my poor knees

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crazyH Sun 13-Sep-20 21:32:54

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly
Wanted to walk, but I said "too hilly"

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Jangran99 Sun 13-Sep-20 14:43:20

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea
And eat only sushi
Methinks he's pushy
I'll eat and drink just what suits me.

I met a nice girl in Caerphilly

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crazyH Sun 13-Sep-20 13:14:46

The young chap who leads my Tai Chi
Also says we must drink green tea
And eat only sushi
Methinks he's pushy

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