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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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lizzypopbottle Tue 28-Apr-20 10:35:19

Just had my patio power washed
Meanwhile I got happily sloshed
So that noise was yours
Yes, it's fun slamming doors

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henetha Tue 28-Apr-20 10:56:03

Just had my patio power washed
Meanwhile I got happily sloshed
So that noise was yours
Yes, it's fun slamming doors
I love a bit of bish-bash-boshed!

It's quieter today as it's raining

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lizzypopbottle Tue 28-Apr-20 11:28:32

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining

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Grany Tue 28-Apr-20 11:55:35

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 12:07:18

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book
And maybe I'll cook

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crazyH Tue 28-Apr-20 12:50:10

It's quieter today as it's raining
But my good mood is certainly draining
I will read a book
And maybe I'll cook
And get DH to do some training

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 15:01:15

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can

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Jangran99 Tue 28-Apr-20 15:21:39

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Apr-20 19:17:51

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got
Is not that hot

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Jangran99 Wed 29-Apr-20 00:21:43

By the end of this, I’ll have a new man
And if you don't, you'll carry the can
The one I've got
Is not that hot
Getting rid of him is my master plan.

When this is over I’ll make a new start

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 06:40:05

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part

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Jangran99 Wed 29-Apr-20 08:51:01

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other

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Grany Wed 29-Apr-20 12:10:30

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other
And no bother

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henetha Wed 29-Apr-20 12:22:46

When this is over I’ll make a new start
And find a partner who’ll play his part
Respect for the other
And no bother
And please find me one who doesn't fart.

On second thoughts, I'm better alone

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lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 15:46:06

On second thoughts I'm better alone
I'll conduct my affairs by phone

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 16:11:43

On second thoughts I'm better alone
I'll conduct my affairs by phone
I needn’t dress up

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lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 17:14:13

On second thoughts I'm better alone,
I'll conduct my affairs by phone,
I needn't dress up
I can cuddle my pup

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crazyH Wed 29-Apr-20 21:42:39

On second thoughts I'm better alone,
I'll conduct my affairs by phone,
I needn't dress up
I can cuddle my pup
And when he's naughty, give him a bone

I long for someone to give me a cuddle

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lizzypopbottle Wed 29-Apr-20 21:56:10

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Apr-20 22:13:47

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug

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crazyH Wed 29-Apr-20 22:30:37

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug
And a snog on the rug

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Elrel Wed 29-Apr-20 23:34:18

I long for someone to give me a cuddle
But all I do is get in a muddle
I so need a hug
And a snog on the rug,
With a glass of wine to befuddle!

One merry morning in May

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callgirl1 Wed 29-Apr-20 23:56:48

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay,

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lizzypopbottle Thu 30-Apr-20 00:22:18

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay
She wore a red hat

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Juliet27 Thu 30-Apr-20 07:54:46

One merry morning in May
My favourite aunt came to stay
She wore a red hat
With a purple cravat

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