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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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Jangran99 Sun 28-Jun-20 18:12:49

What on earth will this bohemian do next?
I ponder while writing a text
Maybe she’ll mature

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lizzypopbottle Sun 28-Jun-20 23:21:32

What on earth will this bohemian do next?
I ponder while writing a text
Maybe she'll mature
Or perhaps take the cure

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Juliet27 Mon 29-Jun-20 07:48:56

What on earth will this bohemian do next?
I ponder while writing a text
Maybe she'll mature
Or perhaps take the cure
But even her men are perplexed.

A farmer’s wife from Harrogate

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henetha Mon 29-Jun-20 09:37:22

A farmer’s wife from Harrogate
Drove the tractor fast and straight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Jun-20 12:00:01

A farmer's wife from Harrogate
Drove the tractor fast and straight
The Yorkshire Show beckons

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FarNorth Mon 29-Jun-20 13:06:41

A farmer's wife from Harrogate
Drove the tractor fast and straight
The Yorkshire Show beckons
She'll be there in seconds

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moggie57 Mon 29-Jun-20 13:14:02

.we all die of thirst ..as pubs are shut so go fish instead

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FarNorth Mon 29-Jun-20 13:19:53

A farmer's wife from Harrogate
Drove the tractor fast and straight
The Yorkshire Show beckons
She'll be there in seconds

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Jangran99 Mon 29-Jun-20 19:06:42

A farmer's wife from Harrogate
Drove the tractor fast and straight
The Yorkshire Show beckons
She'll be there in seconds
Oh no, she’s mistook the date!

A pretty young lady from Gloucester

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Bellanonna Mon 29-Jun-20 19:09:47

A pretty young lady from Gloucester
Was taken in by a ruthless impostor

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FarNorth Mon 29-Jun-20 19:31:32

A pretty young lady from Gloucester
Was taken in by a ruthless impostor
His words smooth and glib

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lizzypopbottle Mon 29-Jun-20 21:23:09

A pretty young lady from Gloucester
Was taken in by a ruthless imposter
His words smooth and glib
Were nowt but a fib

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Elrel Tue 30-Jun-20 00:50:33

A pretty young lady from Gloucester
Was taken in by a ruthless imposter
His words smooth and glib
Were nowt but a fib
She took him to court but it cost her!

A party leader named Starmer

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FarNorth Tue 30-Jun-20 02:47:01

A party leader named Starmer
Chucked it all in to work as a farmer

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henetha Tue 30-Jun-20 10:43:36

A party leader named Starmer
Chucked it all in to work as a farmer
But he hated the smell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-Jun-20 13:17:07

A party leader named Starmer
Chucked it all in to work as a farmer
But he hated the smell
"Cor, poo-ee," he did yell

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lizzypopbottle Tue 30-Jun-20 14:36:47

A party leader named Starmer
Chucked it all in to work as a farmer
But he hated the smell
"Cor, poo-ee!" he did yell
And he rode away fast on his llama!

The weather's been windy and cold,

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FarNorth Tue 30-Jun-20 16:37:07

The weather's been windy and cold
To go out, you have to be bold

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Juliet27 Tue 30-Jun-20 20:08:32

The weather's been windy and cold
To go out, you have to be bold
That recent heatwave

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lizzypopbottle Tue 30-Jun-20 22:31:26

The weather's been windy and cold
To go out you have to be bold
That recent heatwave
Was too hot for Dave

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FarNorth Tue 30-Jun-20 23:18:49

The weather's been windy and cold
To go out you have to be bold
That recent heatwave
Was too hot for Dave
My auntie from Torquay was told.

My aunt always knows all the goss

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Bellanonna Tue 30-Jun-20 23:21:55

The weather's been windy and cold
To go out you have to be bold
That recent heatwave
Was too hot for Dave
Who claims extremes are no good for the old

My garden was glad of the rain

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jun-20 23:50:26

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too ,’cos watering’s such a pain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:13:08

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy

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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:30:41

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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