Limericks 14

A tuna and shark met one day,
To share a bottle of Beaujolais,
The shark got drunk
So his friend did a bunk
‘Never drink with a shark’ I’d say

Another test

There was a young lady from Trottiscliffe

A tuna and shark met one day,
To share a bottle of Beaujolais,
The shark got drunk
So his friend did a bunk

A tuna and shark met one day,
To share a bottle of Beaujolais
The shark got drunk

A tuna and shark met one day,
To share a bottle of Beaujolais

I wish a tree grew that bore sweets,
Cakes and biscuits and other treats,
Still you can eat lovely fruit
Spilling juice all over your suit,
Then slim down by pounding the streets.

A tuna and shark met one day,

I hope you don't mind if I adapt yours slightly, Grany
as the middle two lines should be shorter to fit the limerick form.

I wish a tree grew that bore sweets,
Cakes and biscuits and other treats
Still you can eat lovely fruit,
Spilling juice all over your suit

I wish a tree grew that bore sweets,
Cakes and biscuits and other treats
Still you can eat lovely fruit from trees

I wish a tree grew that bore sweets,
Cakes and biscuits and other treats

A handsome young lad with a beard,
Stood in the corner and leered
We just turned our backs
And covered our tracks
Looked over our shoulders and sneered.

I wish a tree grew that bore sweets

A handsome young lad with a beard,
Stood in the corner and leered
We just turned our backs
And covered our tracks

A handsome young lad with a beard,
Stood in the corner and leered
We just turned our backs

A handsome young lad with a beard,
Stood in the corner and leered

At least cats can exercise themselves,
And after, they snooze on the shelves,
They then have a stretch
Mine's a little wretch
I'm reporting him to Santa's elves!I

A handsome young lad with a beard,

At least cats can exercise themselves
And after, they snooze on the shelves,
They then have a stretch,
Mine's a little wretch

At least cats can exercise themselves
And after, they snooze on the shelves
They then have a stretch

Juliet
At least cats can exercise themselves
And after, they snooze on the shelves

altered slightly to keep the rhythm

I got up quite early one day,
As the dog wanted to go out to play
He started to chase
And I lost my pace
And fell to my knees on the pathway

At least cats can exercise themselves

I got up quite early one day,
As the dog wanted to go out to play
Pulled on the lead and started to chase
I lurched forward but lost my pace

I got up quite early one day,
As the dog wanted to go out to play
Pulled on the lead and started to chase

I got up quite early one day,
A new habit? Too soon to say

I got up quite early one day,
As the dog wanted to go out to play

A young man was lost in Kirkcudbright,
He asked a girl holding a shoe tree,
Can you tell me where
I could get a pair
I know a place you can get two free!

(Whew! That was a challenging one, Jangran!)

I got up quite early one day,

A young man was lost in Kirkcudbright
He asked a girl holding a shoe tree
Can you tell me where
I could get a pair

A young man was lost in Kirkcudbright
He asked a girl holding a shoe tree
Can you tell me where

A young man was lost in Kirkcudbright
He asked a girl holding a shoe tree