Limericks 14

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Edam
Cheese is my passion
And will not ration
Even if I don't really need 'em.

Bread and butter pud is what I crave

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Edam
Cheese is my passion
And I will not ration
I think I'm addicted, I need some!

I'll have to buy masses of crackers

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers
My kids eat a lot

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers
My kids eat a lot
And I like curry hot

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney fro serious snackers
My kids eat a lot
And I like curry hot
Being out of stock would drive me quite quackers.

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim
I saw her today

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of him
I saw her today
She's been led astray

Vim! ????

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim
I saw her today
She's been led astray
Her cup of life was filled o the brim.

Wish I could be as joyful as she

"To the brim" not " o the brim"

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee
She sings like a bird

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee
She sings like a bird
Have you heard

Wish I could be as joyful as she,
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee,
She sings like a bird
Have you heard?
Ouch! Like a parakeet stuck up a tree!

It's been horribly windy for days

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
Now it’s out to the garden

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
It's out to the garden
Young plants to harden

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
It's out to the garden
Young plants to harden
Not planting too soon really pays.

Today I feel like eating hot curry

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!
Not too much chilli

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!
Not too much chilli
As I’m sharing it with Gilly

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray
Not too much chilli
As I'm sharing it with Gilly
We'll dash off to Puzzler's, let's scurry.

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday,
Let's dance and sing and shout hip hip hooray!