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Jangran99 Thu 05-Mar-20 22:48:49

Carrying on from 12bliss
A few reminders for new players.
We each add just one line in turn.
AABBA Format

If I was a bird I'd give nesting a miss?
There's.much to be said for single bliss

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crazyH Fri 22-May-20 15:52:20

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Edam
Cheese is my passion
And will not ration
Even if I don't really need 'em.

Bread and butter pud is what I crave

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lizzypopbottle Fri 22-May-20 16:59:12

I wait with bated breath, for freedom
To choose my own camembert and Edam
Cheese is my passion
And I will not ration
I think I'm addicted, I need some!

I'll have to buy masses of crackers

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Jangran99 Fri 22-May-20 19:37:02

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers

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Nannytrace Sat 23-May-20 01:04:13

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers
My kids eat a lot

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henetha Sat 23-May-20 10:37:07

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney for serious snackers
My kids eat a lot
And I like curry hot

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-May-20 11:12:46

I'll have to buy masses of crackers
And chutney fro serious snackers
My kids eat a lot
And I like curry hot
Being out of stock would drive me quite quackers.

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim

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Juliet27 Sat 23-May-20 11:34:34

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim

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crazyH Sat 23-May-20 11:38:34

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim
I saw her today

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lizzypopbottle Sat 23-May-20 15:05:30

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of him
I saw her today
She's been led astray

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lizzypopbottle Sat 23-May-20 16:10:43

Vim! ????

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crazyH Sat 23-May-20 16:18:19

There was a lady who started lockdown quite slim
She was hale and hearty and full of vim
I saw her today
She's been led astray
Her cup of life was filled o the brim.

Wish I could be as joyful as she

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crazyH Sat 23-May-20 16:22:48

"To the brim" not " o the brim"

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Puzzler61 Sun 24-May-20 08:50:02

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee

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henetha Sun 24-May-20 11:56:29

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee
She sings like a bird

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Grany Sun 24-May-20 12:05:24

Wish I could be as joyful as she
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee
She sings like a bird
Have you heard

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lizzypopbottle Sun 24-May-20 15:00:27

Wish I could be as joyful as she,
She sings for a hobby and not for a fee,
She sings like a bird
Have you heard?
Ouch! Like a parakeet stuck up a tree!

It's been horribly windy for days

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crazyH Sun 24-May-20 15:29:29

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays

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Nannytrace Sun 24-May-20 20:50:46

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
Now it’s out to the garden

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Jangran99 Sun 24-May-20 23:57:57

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
It's out to the garden
Young plants to harden

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henetha Mon 25-May-20 10:28:50

It's been horribly windy for days
At least the sun has spread its rays
It's out to the garden
Young plants to harden
Not planting too soon really pays.

Today I feel like eating hot curry

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Juliet27 Mon 25-May-20 11:11:22

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!

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crazyH Mon 25-May-20 11:28:28

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!
Not too much chilli

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Puzzler61 Mon 25-May-20 12:22:02

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray!
Not too much chilli
As I’m sharing it with Gilly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-May-20 13:41:43

Today I feel like eating hot curry
Also known as a Ruby Murray
Not too much chilli
As I'm sharing it with Gilly
We'll dash off to Puzzler's, let's scurry.

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday

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lizzypopbottle Mon 25-May-20 14:51:42

The sun is out on this Bank Holiday,
Let's dance and sing and shout hip hip hooray!

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