Limericks 14

Said, “Alas I can stand this no more!”

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A winsome young las from Aberdour
Said, “Alas I can stand this no more!”

A winsome young lass from Aberdour
Said, “Alas I can stand this no more!”
I need to be free!

We’ll have to stay in as the pub is no- go

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A winsome young lass from Aberdour
Said “alas I can stand this no more!”
I need to be free!
I need to be me

A winsome young lass from Aberdour
Said, Alas I can stand this no more
I need to be free
I need to be me
She screamed and then fell on the floor.

There was a young man from Fishguard

There was a young man from Fishguard
Who said, “by my girlfriend, I’m scarred!”

There was a young man from Fishguard
Who said, “by my girlfriend, I’m scarred!”
Why, what did she do?

There was a young man from Fishguard
Who said, “by my girlfriend, I’m scarred!”
Why, what did she do?
That so marked you?

Pubs are shut, my dearest is warmer

There was a young man from Fishguard
Who said, “by my girlfriend, I’m scarred!”
Why, what did she do?
That so marked you?
She said from the pub I am barred!

So now I'm in self isolation

So now I'm in self isolation
It's leading to massive frustration

So now I'm in self isolation
It's leading to massive frustration
I feel so trapped

So now I'm in self isolation
It's leading to massive frustration
I feel so trapped
And can't adapt

So now I'm in self isolation
It's leading to massive frustration
I feel so trapped
And can't adapt
To all this imposed deprivation

But we know we can get through this

But we know we can get get through this,
If only we surrender those things we miss

But we know we can get get through this,
If only we surrender those things we miss
Take a stroll in the garden

But we know we canal get through this
If only we surrendered things we miss
Take a stroll in the garden
Your resolve will harden

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?
Walking and talking

Aepgirl ...you went back to page 1 ?

But we know we can all get through this
If only we surrendered things we miss
Take a stroll in the garden
Your resolve will harden
All these rules we must not dismiss

Weather here's improved if nothing else!

Weather here's improved if nothing else!
The Sun's shining brightly, out come the girls

Weather here’s improved if nothing else
The sun’s shining, out come the girls
Walking 6 foot apart

Weather here’s improved if nothing else
The sun’s shining, out come the girls
Walking 6 foot apart
We must take heart

Let’s think of something to cheer us
Going for a drink with our dearest?
We've arrived at the pub