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Miss Marydoll's Maths Class: Friday's, Fascinating, Fearsome, Fantabulous, Funky Fatuity

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Marydoll Fri 17-Apr-20 08:58:22

Good morning class, here are again! Doodle and *Chewy , get out of that Alphabet Bar!!!

Today's problem contains no trickery, nor BODMAS! (Unless you want it to! wink ).
It is exactly what you see.

Good luck. No explanations, please, until later, just your answer. Spoils it for others.

Bathsheba Fri 17-Apr-20 11:20:28

We weren't playing consequences FMA, we were explaining what orgasmic means. With pictures. That's why it had to be folded.

Bathsheba Fri 17-Apr-20 11:21:06

Oops sorry! Got a bit over excited there and clicked twice blush

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 11:23:32

9
(I'm not going down the place value route today!)

Doodle!! How did you get hold of that photo of me?

A surname

I don't use my first name, it's Myrtle and I don't like it.
Stop sniggering you lot
sad

Marydoll Fri 17-Apr-20 11:37:06

I'm all flustered, I have managed to get a Tesco slot for next weekend and I'm scared to answer the door or do anything, in case I lose it.
DH is wittering on about weedkiller and the cost if it in my ear.
Beggars can't be choosers! grin

I will trawl through my stuff and look for a magic square puzzle.......later.

Bathsheba Fri 17-Apr-20 11:38:44

Miss just bung a few things in your basket - wine, gin, stuff like that, and checkout before your time's up (2 hours). You can change it later, add things.

Pantglas2 Fri 17-Apr-20 11:39:40

Orgasmic means no pests have been at it......and we should all be having them, isn’t that right Miss?

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 11:40:51

Carry on shopping, MissMarydoll
When I got a shopping slot I got quite agitated in case I ran out of time! I'd much rather wander round the supermarket.

trisher Fri 17-Apr-20 13:31:58

9
But I think it's a ruler.
Why does Misses DH want weed killer? Should we be worried?
Callistemon Myrtle!!! Really??? grin

Bathsheba Fri 17-Apr-20 13:41:57

I hope myrtle isn't a weed - blimey, don't let Miss Doll's DH near Callistemon, just in case shock

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 13:48:15

Ooh I think I’ve just had an orgasm. ?

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 13:49:01

pantglas I’ve just had an orgasmic yoghurt. That’s what you mean isn’t it? ?

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 13:50:28

Glad my names not dandelion otherwise I would think Miss was trying to get rid of me and Myrtle ?

Pantglas2 Fri 17-Apr-20 14:35:34

Not everyone can have one Doodle and they say that one a day keeps the doctor away so I’m going to have lots....tee hee! Oops, I think Miss is looking cross - she’s never been happy with my spelling grin

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 14:56:00

Oh dear, I should never have said.
I can see I'll be Myrtle from now on.

willa45 Fri 17-Apr-20 15:37:40

Pantglass, Doodle, Bathsheba and the rest, you made me spit up my coffee!!

Pink Chewing Gums !!! Doodle I love what you've done with your hair! Did you style it yourself or did that all happen after you had your way with the apple?

Miss MaryDoll, I do hope you got your slot filled without any interruptions.................(Is it just me, or that didn't come out quite right, did it?) Oops!

Everyone stand over here so she can't see me handing in my work.

And the answer is no....... 9

Last name (surname)

Pantglas2 Fri 17-Apr-20 18:24:09

Has Miss bunked off Skool? I’m gonna tell on her.....who do I tell to get her into trouble? grin

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 18:30:43

Oooh Willa you are awful ......but I do like you. ( just occurred to me if you are from the US you probably don’t know where that saying came from ?

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 18:33:16

Perhaps Miss is still sorting out her shopping.

I’ll take over as teacher in her absence. ?

Pay attention class. What is 1076958321 x 45673829
( don’t ask me I haven’t a clue). That’ll keep you busy ?

Marydoll Fri 17-Apr-20 18:37:16

Tell who you like! I don't really care! ?
Sorry for the delay.

As for getting into trouble, I'm used to it. wink.
I got caught up with more important things, I'm making chocolate macaroons bars for my neighbours.

They answer is Surnames.
9, unless you think two buses makes 1212, then you are in trouble!?

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 18:39:54

miss we wouldn’t tell on you. We love your lessons. Did you bring us any chocolate macaroons. Ever hopeful ?

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 18:44:01

Has Miss bunked off Skool? I’m gonna tell on her.....who do I tell to get her into trouble?
You have to tell the bossy headmistress.
We could take it in turns being HT.

49188809 and a bit Doodle
Don't forget the bit.

Doodle Fri 17-Apr-20 18:45:57

Crumbs callistemon well impressed. Did you do it yourself or ask Alexa? ?

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 18:46:19

Miss, Miss, Miss

They're not buses, they Volskwagen Campervans!!

Callistemon Fri 17-Apr-20 18:48:13

or something like them

Bathsheba Fri 17-Apr-20 19:42:15

My calcliator said it was 4.918881019348e16

*Miss, miss*wot's the e there for? It's not a number is it? I think my calcliator's gone rong.