Corona virus blues

Flour producers say there’s not a grain of truth in reports of shortages

Meanwhile gyms are complaining that personal trainers are muscling in on the gap in the market.

Dyson will just have to suck up the dramatic fall in sales of their cleaners and fans and wait for it to blow over .

Restaurants are simply unable to feed their bank accounts.

Pubs have called closing time.

Farriers are now down at heel

The local bakery has become brown bread

Surfers are fearing a second wave

The dressmaker is having to cut her coat according to her cloth .

The pharmacist said this is a bitter pill to swallow

With the supermarkets so busy dairy farmers are milking it for all they're worth.

The psychiatrist thought it was all in the mind

Even dentists say it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth

Tailors are struggling to line their pockets.

The horse racing world feel they're approaching the finishing line.

Bra manufacturers are set to go bust.

Travel agents say there's just nowhere to go with it

The local boxing club have thrown in the towel .

Workers at the hosiery company have been told to pull up their socks to increase productivity or they will be out .

The staff at the calendar ? company have just been told that their days are numbered.

Hartleys have said now we’re in a right b*** jam

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The locksmith has lost the key to success, he's had to cut and run.

The piano tuner said he's playing it by ear.

The mountaineering manufacturers are climbing walls to keep their businesses up.