Corona virus blues

The bookies said all bets on a successful year are off.

The guttering business has seen its profits go down the drain.

Lurpak sales have plunged despite trying to butter up their customers with slashed prices. They just can’t seem to scrape by.

Ear Wax Kits are flying off the shelves as so many are waxing lyrical about this great product

Nail varnish is more popular than ever as many seem to be going for a more polished look.

Sales of Chiropody diy have seen quite a rise in sales as more obey the stay home rule as they toe the line to follow guidelines.

The plumber’s business has gone down the drain

And the bin men have been left on the scrap heap

Sorry these are really bad but I just can’t help myself!

Curtain manufacturers have been trying to stay open but have had to close.

Chestnut those curtain manufacturers need to pull themselves together

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Pilots are saying the sky’s no longer the limit

Snooker hall owner shopping in Tesco told to get to the end of the cue.

Horologists are running out of time to save their businesses and are watching their profits tick away .

It’s no surprise that the coal merchant’s business has gone up in smoke.

He deserves it after giving his staff the sack

It’s an uphill struggle for Sherpas to make a living at the moment, along with their ski instructor friends who report things are all going downhill for them .

Local hairdresser says her business is dy(e)ing.

Bookshop owners are keeping up with the news but are struggling to read between the lines.

Keep fit instructors are taking steps to warm up and stretch it out

Photographers are finding it hard to picture their future income. They have taken a snapshot of their current finances but cannot get the coming months into the frame.

the doctor has lost his patience

actually my late great aunt has got a note book full of these puns..1.when you deal with the green grocer mind youe peas and cues.2.if you take a job at a footwear shop you are more likely to get the boot.3. your under taker will take anybody.4.but your hairdresser will make cutting remarks. that will do for now .got a few more though..

Sales of archery equipment have gone down and the retailers say they will not meet their targets.

The tables have turned on the DJ business.

The accountants are finding it hard to balance the books .