Saturday's Maths : Miss MaryDoll's Scintillating, Seriously, Satisfying, Simple, Saturday Starter.

Doodle stop talking with your mouth full!

pantglas has eaten all the eggs on her own Miss. Me and callistemon never got none of them. She woz greedy and scoffed them all ?

Serves you rite.

Now then Callistemon Doodle Miss is very tired wochin over you lot all dae, so she made me MONITOR and that means I have a baj!

It means I’m in charj and the eggs have gone.....free ranging....nobodee scoffed them all and is feeling a bit sick now. Sciws me ?argh, pluppp, arggh.....ow, I’m not well.....?

I never got one Miss and I got the magic squares right first before them.
Who ate all the eggs?

Sciws me four a minit Doodle while I wash this brown sticky muck off my hands and face.....?. You don’t unnerstan wot ‘free range ‘ Eggs means. They’ve all just gone off, ranging free!

Cors I’d a shared em - it’s Teamwork, innit!

Oh Miss we like your sums and we appreciate your trying to keep us occupied. We have good fun in your class. Better than all our other teachers. I wouldn’t worry about Thursday’s thread. We all enjoyed it in the spirit it was posted. As for the eggs they are delicious.
pantglas Miss says you’ve got to share. Come back pantglas, come back with those eggs at once ?

Pantglas, remember we are being KIND to each other, your friends have also worked very hard.

Anyway, I got them cheap on Ebay, left over from last Easter. If you eat too many, you may be sick. ??

Then again, it might teach you a lesson, it's about the only lesson you have learned this year.

Are theses eggs for all our Teamwork Miss? And are they free range like wot them ones I boughted for you? Cos if they are, I better take them all cos they might range free, mightn’t they?

I promise to share....with the Team (tee hee)

Thank you willa45, you and only you may call me Myrtle in future, I've decided I like it after all

Sorry I'm late all, I was dealing with a latecomer on the Thursday thread, who left a comment.

Well done all of you for solving the puzzles. No point in me posting the answers, you have done all the work for me.
I was going to give you all ? ? ??, but there were none in the Tesco delivery. Actually I forgot to order them.?

As compensation, I have a special treat, but please don't tell the school dentist ? or I'm for it. ,

I'm off to sort tomorrow's puzzles and ensure that no-one can be picky about them.
Check out Thursday's puzzle, to see what I mean.

It's OK Miss I like easy magic squares the best (I'm not much good at the harder ones ?)

Doodle, are you still wearing pajamas? Calistemon, I forgot to tell you yesterday, that your other name suits you too.

Had trouble sleeping last night and woke up late this morning. No potato puffs in our delivery, but DH and I did have a tasty 'Brunch' (ham, eggs, croissant, juice and coffee) which was bigger than breakfast but not quite lunch and it's just about noon here.

Anyway, I concur with all of you, so I'll just have some of those delicious creme eggs that Miss keeps talking about!

OK....I know. I have to earn them....

Puzzle #1: Answer is 6

Magic Squares:

276
951
438

816
357
492

6

276
951
438

816
357
492

I agree with the other answers for the squares. I like these easy ones, makes me feel that I am not as thick as I thought!

Hmph! You just wanna go home early Doodle! I’m going to stay til the end, cos it’s Teamwork, isn’t it Miss? Everyone getting the answers and me shouting them out, tee hee!

bathsheba ? (goes away mumbling...just coz you’re good at maths ?)

Bathsheba, I do have more difficult ones, it's hard to pitch it to suit most people. ?

The magic squares were very easy Miss, but I did enjoy them.

276
951
438

816
357
492

276
951
438

816
357
492

squiffy’s being sick in the toilet Miss. Shall I take her home ??

Oh Doodle what on earth was in those fags?! I’m feeling very ? ? You been using dandelion leaves again?

Please MissDoll I need to be excused. Quickly!! ?

Agree with all the other answers on here!

chewy. Big Jim’s friend says he likes you. Do you want me to pass him a note. ? PS he’s only got one leg and a parrot ?

816
357
492
There that’s the second one. Anyone got some sweeties to share ?

276
951
834
That’s the first one. Can’t find my pencil case so doing them in my head. Who’s seen my pencil case it’s got tiger stripes on it and a Pom Pom tassel?