Monday's Maths: Miss MaryDoll's, Machiavellian, Monumental, Mystifying, Mysterious, Maths Machinations.

? BEARDED DRAGON!!! We're screwed Doodle! She's terribly strict and fierce and always dead mad at us; even worser than Miss Marydoll heaven forbid. I've just remembered that I've got a very important secret mission to go to tomorrow and I don't think I'll be able to come in afterall.

But it is bearded dragon chewy. pantglas said you weren’t scared of her but now I’m not too sure. ?
You can tell me your secret plan....I won’t tell anyone else honest ?

I've been working on a secret project for the secret service and it's a secret Doodle. Who's taking class tomorrow? So long as it's not bearded dragon we'll be fine! Of course I'll look after you and Pantglas, cos you is my mates, innit?

chewy ? hee hee. Wot you been up to? Did you see who’s taking class tomorrow.? pantglas said you’d look after us all.

Don't tell but I've been playing hookey all day today and I've done nuffink for my scool work AT ALL and I don't care, so there! You won't tell Miss will you? ?

Oh that’s alrite then. I’ll stand behind all the rest of you and she won’t see me ?.

Don’t be such a scaredy-cat Doodle! I’m not scared of dragons cos I’m Welsh an we have one on our flag ???????

‘Sides, Chewbacca will see her off cos she’s Welsh and brave - and I’ll be right beside behind her, being just as .....um, erm daft!

Gulp! Oh Miss she’s a big lady. She looks a bit timidating.
Everyone we better be on our best havior tomorrow. I’m going to study all nite so I do good in class ?

Oh class, what is going on here?

Did the supply teacher not turn up? You must have scared her off.
The new girl must have been traumatised by all the shenanigans and seeing pantglas' knickers. ?

Did you get any work done at all?

This is the last straw, I see willa has been dragged into this den of iniquity. What am I going to do?

I'm sending my sister tomorrow to take the class. If you think I'm scary, wait until you meet her!!! They don't call her the Bearded Dragon for nothing!
There will be no ?today! ?

PS, the answer is 46 .

I was very upset willa so I went and sulked in the loos but boys kept knocking on the door and askin if I was Doodle an when I said I wasn't they asked if I wanted to play a game with them an could they see my knickers. So I had to come out. And now I've lost my pencil again and I still haven't got an answer.
Anyway I forgive you willa
Doodle my big brother says norty words sometimes our mum says he needs his mouth washed out with soap.

Now now Pantglas!.....Don't get your knickers in an uproar. You'll scare the new girl!

Here, have my last gummy bear....(I only licked it once). Peace

Pantglas wot you insinuating? Pole climbing is my speshiality and my knickers were my best ones in case of a axident.

Trisher, I didn't forget to include you.....your name was right next to Squiffy's and somehow got cut out when I did some editing.

Missedout......Trisher holds the record for losing the most pencils

miss I bet you never thought your class would end up like this when you started it did you? ?

How very dare you willa!

Casting nasturtiums bout my rescuin the school cat from top of the telegraph pole! I was showing my nitiative agen woznt I! Not my knickers like what squiffy woz doin on her pole!

And willa is always late but she’s aloud coz she lives a long way away and the busses don’t get here on time.
Do you like our school missedout. You’ve been very genrus wit your sweeties. I like you ?

trisher I heard that!?. I’m a good girl I am. You tell em Miss it’s not me whose got bisexual glasses And orgasmic things and nits. It’s that pantglas. She probably writ the rude words. trisher how do you know what norty words are??

Hey everybody....the new girl is handing out gummy bears!

Hi, I'm Willa......Miss said to do your 'orientation', so can I have some gummy bears too? This is Calistemon, she has another name too, but I'll let her introduce herself. The one over there doing the pole dance is Pantglass. She's being very naughty today......she can't say hello because she ate all the chocolate and Miss won't let her talk with her mouth full.

Doodle, Squiffy and Bathsheba are also very smart, but they're always squabbling over sweeties and losing their pencils. Doodle has an entire collection...she keeps them in her gorgeous, tuft tassled, zebra striped pencil case..... so now you know where to go if you forget yours, but be sure to offer her a sweetie, otherwise you could be stabbed with a pencil!

Oops got carried away again!....I almost forgot to hand in my homework:

So many numbers to eliminate, but in the end I was left with (drumroll) ....
and the winner is number 46!

It was probably Doodle she knows all sorts of stuff.

I don't know no norty words so it weren't me.

Nor tell fibs.

Callie was it you chalked them naughty words near the gate? Missedout's got the sweeties if Pantglas hasn't gobbled them all!

I was first and I've been playing outside since, chalking all over the playground.

Have I missed sweetie time?

Miss - are you sure you didn’t majin those spectors? I haven’t seen em and I’ve got my bisexual glasses ? on! They’re really good for bobbin your head up and down and seeing what’s on your top lip and what’s miles far away!

Praps you could get some variegated ones and you wouldn’t have to do the head bobbin but would see all the nortiness - you said you needed eyes in the back of your head!

Are they nicer than gummy bears?

Watch out Missedout that Pantglas has got nitiatives.