Miss Marydoll's Maths Class: Tuesday's, Tricky, Tantalising, Testing, Teaser.

Thank you Marydoll. I have my own hip flask in my supply kit, but, by the way this day is going, I will probably need your gin. Gin usually makes me cry, but this class is doing that already. The Telegraph crossword is in my raincoat pocket in the staff toilet if you would like to have a go at that- although your gin consumption might hinder you!
Trisher...don’t cross out, it makes your work look untidy. Use the class rubber on a string by Miss Marydoll’s desk.

STRAIGT, no STRAT, I mean straight!

I apologise, I know how pedantic you can be. I'm afraid I've had a taster already. ??

Thank goodness you are here, Miss Scary aquagran
(Breathes a sigh of relief).

I can now get on with other more important things, like making my Kung Po chicken dish for school dinners.

I will be back later to check up.
PS, Miss Scary Supply, there is a bottle of craft gin in the bottom drawer. No tonic I'm afraid, I usually have it staright!

Please Miss I can't find my pencil.

Ok, that’s enough silliness, it’s not clever and it’s not funny. Can you see anybody laughing.? No, nor can I! The day you can explain a frontal adverbial, that’s the day you can start making smart remarks! Now, knuckle down I don’t want to hear a peep out of you until lunchtime. Otherwise, you will all stay in, and it will be your time you are wasting, not mine.
No you can’t go to the toilet, you are old enough to control yourself. This is the worst supply post I’ve ever had!

Sorry miss am I late? I've been doin PE and I'm worn out. Can I it in the corner and have a little doze rest? Oh is it art today? All them pretty colours!!

Cor do you no Chris Martin Call? Can you get me his ortogiraffe pleez? I'll be your best frend!

Actually it's yellowy orange or is it, orangey yellow?

Actually I DON'T care.
Get back to work now, ALL ?of you!

Yellow

Chris Martin said so. I asked him
"Yeah they were all yellow"

Well it looks like orinj to me. And Ive never bin collar blined, Ive alwase past all the tests when the optishun visits skool.

ps It's yellow, Miss

Blue = 90
Green = 105
Pink = 25
Yellow = 40

Fanks Pantglas, but can you ass Miss for a tube of smartys instead cos then I can push sum bits of choklit bak in them holes in the biskit.

Doodle I dont bleeve you dint see me earlier. You jus wonted to get my biskit dint you. Well Im not lettin you ave a go wiv my two balls now at playtime. So their.

I dun it Miss
Blue 80
Pink 25
Orange 40
Green 105

Fink I got it. Yeah. Playtime ?

Well done Bathsheba no jidestives left (Doodle again....) but here’s half a ? with ‘oles where the choccy chips were!

And I’ve assed Miss for a Smarty Pants baj for you - you’ll probly ave to wait cos she’s a bit slow with bajs. She’s not aving her Best Teecha one from me till she gets a move on - that’ll lyrn ‘er!

Miss, Miss, the alarm didn't go off and Mum set the kitchen on fire, it was ever so exciting like but I'm late.
I got the same as Saxifrage.

Hello bathsheba you were in so early I didn’t see you there. I’m not going to copy (yet) going to twy hard on mys own.

saxifrage nice to see you. Are you good at sums. Hope so, gives me someone else to copy from. ?

Oh I get it now Miss! I fort we had to work out what EACH LITTLE SQUARE was worf! Insted you wont us to tell you wot the hole area of each colour is worf!

Cor it's easy peasy now wiv yor hint!

Green : 105
Pink : 25
Blue : 80
Orange : 40

Rite, now I can go and play wiv all the norty lot, yay!!!! Pantglas you got eny of them biskits left?

I’m here pantglas. Glad the old dragon isn’t here......we’ve just got Miss to deal with ?

I like that puzzle Miss it’s very pretty. After I’ve had my milk and bikkies with pantglas I’ll get onto it. Don’t now where chewy and squiffy and the others are yet. Probably still asleep ?

So good to see new members in the class. . Welcome all.
Stay away from the troublemakers.....or else!

Coo, I didn't do it using fractions so may be wrong??

Ooh Saxifrage - wot a clever girl ewe aarh!

Miss tried to Confucius me by talkin bout factions.....but we don’t have non cos we’re a TEAM!

Yes Puzzler61 gwd ayedear!

I’m leaving this one in the (in)capable hands ?of the Team as I’m colour blind.....they’ve not got that excuse reason Bathsheba is the brains of the Team so when she’s worked it out, we’ll all claim the credit.....?

Green 105
Blue 80
Pink 25
Orange 40