Miss Marydoll's Maths Class: Tuesday's, Tricky, Tantalising, Testing, Teaser.

Going home before I get locked in.

Ooh I fink Miss is saying she luvs us all, even thogh we're very norty.

Squiffy, I too speak Latin

Te amo omnium, non obstante alterutrum peccata vestra ?

Thank you Doodle ? Never mind Trisher, you got the apple with the maggot in it! ??

Miss, you’ll have to stop all this ginning, it’s not good for your grey cells! QED ??

Oh Doodle you jus done unnerstan dat I’m TeamLeeda an done ave to do sums every day cos I’m Leedin arnt I! An I’ve got a baj!

Miss knows dat I know, an she spects me to monitor everybody which is why I av nother baj for my nitiative!

Jus finished my karetaking & lockin up dooties so see you all toomoro an hope we av no more spections, standings an suchlikes!

I’ve just heard from a secret source that miss is going to dye her eyebrows. She thinks no one will notice if they are diffrent culurs. But we will hee hee ?

Oh squiffy don’t be upset. Here you can share mine ?. pantglas didn’t get one coz she didn’t do her sums.

Glad that dragon laden has gon.
chewy didn’t come to school today Miss. She sometimes comes to nite school. Coz she sees the boys then ?

Oh Sqiffy, so sorry, you were on my list, but I spilled my gin water, as I was typing your name. ?

Squiffy I think Miss might have given me your apple by mistake (I blame the gin). But it's too late now I've eaten it!

Miss, Miss, you missed me out . . . slinks away to have a have a sob??

Oh Miss ....you’re the bestest (now that Dragonwitch as gone and yes she woz gluggin away all afternoon stead of siwpervysin sports lesson ?‍♂️)

So I stepped up Miss, so I did, an used nother nitiative and sed we would all ave ice creams when you sore how gwd we were.....?so if you’d like to put that gin down, I can hear the jingle of the van.....?

Well class I'm back and I'm not happy.

I heard that Miss Supply Teacher has left the building, she finished the contents of her hip flask, couldn't cope with all the shenanigans. ?

Here are the pupils who got it correct:
Saxifrage, (our new pupil ?)
Bathsheba ?
Doodle ?
Trisher ?
Wila. ? (Thank you for your explanation.)

Callistemon, how many times have I asked you to check, check and double check.

You were nearly there, but your answers added up to 260.
I'm going to give you a consolation prize of an apple, but someone took a bite out of it. It's a bit brown around the edges.

You jus weight till I see that Domnik . He's telling lies about me cos I beat him in the sak race on sports day. He sed he wud tell evryone he'd been french kissing me. Yuk. Bleurgh, I feel sik jus thinkin bout his tung in my mouth. Right, that's it. He's for it

bathsheba wot was you doing behind the boys’ bike shed then huh? I know all about you from Jimmy’s friend Domnik. So don’t you go tellin tales on me.
feelingmyage wot took you so long? You bin behind the bike shed too? ?

Miss, it took ages cos they were talking.

Pink 25
Yellow 40
Blue 80
Green 105

Ooh willa you can do persintages! You are clever! Can I change the colours? cos I think there should be more pink ones!

Made it! What's this I hear? Whew! We did it Pantglas! We spooked the bearded "Snapdragon"! Trisher, not to worry.....You can always change the colors on the squares to match your answers.

Everyone else.....I'll leave you to it, while I put on my
Drinking Thinking cap and post my answers.

Miss, I didn't use fractions, I used percentages and came up with...

Green is 42% of 250 = 105
Pink is 10% of 250= 25
Blue is 32% of 250 = 80
Yellow is 16% of 250 = 40
250

PS. Art is a hobby of mine, so may I say also that even though the colors are different, they are all of the same value

Wotcher mean Doodle, 'try new fings'? Don't fink I avent seen you behind the boys bike shed sharing a bottle of Gordons wiv Jimmy in year 6!

Fanks for the smarties though, I'm going to careflee drop sum on the flore when Miss Scary walks passed and hope she skidds on them and gos flying. Serve er rite.

At last, the scary supply Miss is here.
As quick as a flash, she tried to get the class to order
Notwithstanding all the silliness, she shouted 'Order, Order'
As fast as they could, the class all ran away giggling.

Was that good, MissSupplyTeacher?

#teacher'spet

Where’s chewy when you need her? She promised to look after me and that supply teechr is so scary ?
bathsheba you can have my tube of smarties to make up for me etin your bikky. (also I’d rather Miss Scary found them in your draws than mine)

Miss Scary supply teacher can we try some gin stuff? It’s sposed to be good to try new fings. ?

? ooh Deputy Dawg Miss is really scaring me with her strickedness!

Is that why they call gin Mothers Rueing? And I thought Miss was TeaTotel?

Gawd we're in trouble now. Is this new teecher wot's been supplied reely the bearded dragon d'you fink girls ??

Come back Miss Doll pleeeeeese. We'll all be on our best beehaviear. Promiss. Wont we girls?

<frantically scrapes chewing gum from underneath desk and wipes all the porno drawings off the blackboard>

Please Miss I haven't got my crayons so I can't colour the squares in. An Miss that rubber made a hole in my paper.

You bin on the gin already, Miss?

Green = 105
Pink = 25
Blue = 80
Orange = 40