Good morning class, oh how I missed you all yesterday. Don't tell anyone or they will think I've gone soft in the head
Firstly my deepest thanks to Miss Sheba for deputising yesterday, she did a fantastic job. It was so kind of her to take on the mantle when I was drunk ill yesterday.
Today's Question
It is reasonably simple, I'm saving the difficult one for tomorrow. 
There are a couple of possibilities, it may involve BODMAS or brackets, or both. Do your worst.
PS: Who has been in my bottom drawer? My gin water bottle has disappeared! ?
Pantglas, ? I'm so proud of you, you were the first to get the correct answer to the second one.
Bathsheba ? wasn't far behind you and as Depute Head, I wouldn't expect anything less! 
JenniferEccles, I'm not sure what your answer is. Do I have to solve your puzzle?
Anyway, my hair has dried in and I now look like a wild witch. Too many distractions. I will be back later!
Miss, Miss, can we have a photo please? Of you looking like a wild witch? 
Asolutely not! I've just been online, looking for thining scissors.
I usually get it cut every five weeks, as it's so thick. 
that supply teacher MissSheba went home and locked me in the classroom
Oi gillybob! You know, and I know you know, and you know that I know you know, that it was the cleaners what locked you in last night! Stop trying to get me in trouble! I even told you where all Miss Doll's secret food stash was AND another bottle of gin!
Cor you don't half find out who your friends are 
I so stupid. I showded my boyfren and he got it in 1 second. miss I betr ave the dunce baj pantglas won’t want that one ?
Don’t tell MissDoll that we seen it but I found this on the wall behind the boxes of crayons . The page for February was quite tatty for some reason .
Oh. My. God. Bring it with you to dinner tomorrow so I can see the February page. My friend's brother wore a kilt once to a party and said all the girls could look up his kilt if they paid him two and six. He got so much money, which he put in his sporran. Well at least, that's what he said was in his sporran, but I think there was something else making it bulge out a bit, cos there weren't that many girls there really.
I didn't have any money so I wasn't allowed to look. All my friends said he had no pants on .
But actually I didn't believe them, they were just saying that cos I hadn't been allowed a look.
No 2 -
reverse
I had to ask DH. My reverse is on the other side
No 1
(4+4) - (4÷4) = 7
I don’t get that number 2 Calli . reverse? 
Well class, what on earth is going on! ?
I was held up at the off licence a meeting, sorry I'm late.
Where did that disgusting picture of that bare chested man in a skirt come from. . That must have been that supply teacher yesterday! He seems to be wearing a very large animal on his waist.
Question 1
EXPLANATION: Just a reminder that as per the order of operations in mathematics, the division operator is resolved before the addition and subtraction operators.
(4+4) – (4÷4) or 4- (4÷4) +4
Question 2
ANSWER: The letter R.
EXPLANATION: This is a common layout of a gear stick for a 5-speed manual transmission car.
I did say, the answer wasn't 6.
Myrtle, don't be picky, we don't all own six gear cars.
As a reward, I have left you all a square of millionaire's shortbread.
An extra piece for all those who didn't post the answers, so that others could have a go.
I have to say, it is pretty good!
Tomorrow's question is definitely harder, but I know you can do it.
Night, night class.
No going out on the razzle tonight, ?????you have extra school tomorrow, to make up for all the lost time this week, due to BAD behaviour.
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