Friday’s Maths: Finally, MissMaryDoll’s Feeling Fantastic and in Fine Fettle, with a Fractionless, Factorless Futility

Don’t tell MissDoll that we seen it but I found this on the wall behind the boxes of crayons . The page for February was quite tatty for some reason .

Aw OK then gilly, I forgive you. I can understand why you panicked. You can sit next to me at dinner tomorrow if you like and I can sneak bits off your plate while you're not looking

Go on then, what have you found?

Is number 2 answer reverse

Trying to give JoyBloggs a gold star, but my phone won't do it. Back later.

PMd answer to first one. Seemed to work ok but not sure I've written it out properly. I know a bit about BODYMASS, but not so much about this BODMAS stuff...

I so stupid. I showded my boyfren and he got it in 1 second. miss I betr ave the dunce baj pantglas won’t want that one ?

Sorry MissSheba I just panict whenMissDoll asked who’d made all the mess and let the stick insects out . Pleeees be me friend again . I’ll show you summick what ah found if ya want ?

Oh ? awl rite then. Miss I’m bettr at crafts than sums. I can’t do numer 2 I’ll need to get my boyfen to do it ?

I’ve bin polishing my Gold Star ? from Miss and all my gazillions of bajs and I am not nakid Doodle coz i don werr em all atwonce, silly!

I put the proppa baj on for the proppa job don eye! Obvs!
Frinstans, I bin making cards in the Farts and Faffs room all mornin so I’ve had my Crafty Monitor baj on!

that supply teacher MissSheba went home and locked me in the classroom

Oi gillybob! You know, and I know you know, and you know that I know you know, that it was the cleaners what locked you in last night! Stop trying to get me in trouble! I even told you where all Miss Doll's secret food stash was AND another bottle of gin!

Cor you don't half find out who your friends are

Sorry my answer was obviously wrong! It was a long shot.
Ignore me!

Asolutely not! I've just been online, looking for thining scissors.
I usually get it cut every five weeks, as it's so thick.

Miss, Miss, can we have a photo please? Of you looking like a wild witch?

Pantglas, ? I'm so proud of you, you were the first to get the correct answer to the second one.
Bathsheba ? wasn't far behind you and as Depute Head, I wouldn't expect anything less!

JenniferEccles, I'm not sure what your answer is. Do I have to solve your puzzle?

Anyway, my hair has dried in and I now look like a wild witch. Too many distractions. I will be back later!

pantglas you got so many bajs your cloves will fall off and you’ll be nakid ?????

Bloomin brilliant Beechnut can’t stop giggling

Morning Miss nice to have you back although Miss Sheba was nice too.

I’m late coz I ad to rescue gillybon last nite and didn get to bed till late.

Going to do my sums now. It may be some time before you get a PM from me ?

The class dunce says the second one is either half a red light bulb or someone’s sunburnt ear ?

Help !

Got the second one!

Got 1st one but not 2nd yet.

I need help with the second one .

Well I’m not bovverin with the first one cos the Clever Clogs ave alredee got it but I’ve messaged Miss the second cos I knowed it strait way.....

Another ? Well done, mcem, a new classmate!

You see I'm not as scary as they make me out to be.

I'll be back later, I forgot to take my meds, too busy dealing with the insurrection, I have to dry my hair and make Millionaire's shortbread!

I may share it with you.

Aw I'm glad you're OK gilly. I'm going to ask Miss to have a word with those cleaners that locked you in. They're supposed to CHECK.