Friday’s Maths: Finally, MissMaryDoll’s Feeling Fantastic and in Fine Fettle, with a Fractionless, Factorless Futility

Here is another one to keep the brainboxes out of trouble occupied.

It is a teaser, not a maths question.

Yes she got me out but I left a terrible mess for Miss and now I feel so and cos Miss was really kind and everything.

gilly are you OK? I thought Doodle was coming to your rescue last night and helping you to climb out the window. Didn't she manage to get you out?

Thank you Miss . Can I have a badge please?

Fanks Miss sorry about the mess I left last night .

Ashamed face .

? for Bathsheba, joint top of the class!

? For Gilly

I’ve PM’d too . Hope you can understand my workings out Miss I couldn’t find the adds and the division signs and stuff.

Yes! I'll pm you Miss

Thank goodness you’re back MissDoll that supply teacher MissSheba went home and locked me in the classroom . Sorry I ate the cake and the biscuits and the crisps and sweets (blimey Miss you didn’t ‘alf have a stash ) . Thank goodness Doodle came and got me out . Sorry about letting the stick insects out .....I was bored .
Sweet...butter wouldn’t melt

Bathsheba, that's a tricky one.
Would a PM work and then I could confirm or is that too much of a faff for everyone?

Sorry Miss, I may have given Gillybob permission to drink your gin , but it was because she got locked in the classroom last night and I felt sorry for her . I think you'll find your secret stash of snacks in the stationery cupboard is missing too .

However, on the plus side you're back! YAY! I did get a bit stressed yesterday trying to keep this lot in order. No wonder you needed a day off to drink recover.

I have worked out how to do this Miss - shall I write it down? I'm worried though, cos the other lot might see it and copy my answer

Mea cuppa Miss! I woz gardin your drawers like I pwomist then fought I’d see sactly wot woz so speshul bout Bombay Saffyre! Now I know......it’s the angova?

Ave to reeport that norty Gillybob woz ere all nite locked in - lawd knows wot she’s bin up to - she’ll need detenshun and 100 lines, won’t she? Shall I be Detenshun Monitor .....it’ll mean nother baj!