Monday: Miss MaryDoll's Marvellous, Maths Masterclass.

I PMd you Miss. My boy fren had to elp me.
bathseba I cum most days but I sum times layt coz I a bit layzee. I got sum spangles do you wan wun ?

Mornin Pants, Doods, Puzzler. Cor Im glad yore all hear now. I woz reely feelin lownlee.

Pants yoo is so norty. Yoo diden evn offa to shair the booz wiv the rest ov uss!

I’ve p m’d Miss but wivout braggin’ I fink that waz easy.
Methinks I dun it wong.

That’s a weely gud idea Doodle,
Where did you get that idea from ?

puzzler praps we’d betr go and squrt them wiv disenfectint.
?

feelingmyage no point fonin me. I not got a klue ?

Morning Miss . Ooh has pantglas been norty. Duz she ave to sit on the norty step ?

bathsheba you dun it alreddy. Yuz cleber ?

Miss, I don’t wanna be rude , but them people in that meetin’
had better not shake ‘ands cos of Corona. Not even if they washed ‘em well ?

Phyoo! Hallo Feeling, cum an sit necks to me, its scairee bein in this grayt big klarsrum awl alon.

Snot fare! Maikin me do serms toodae....hic! I caan fine my Thinking ? an my leggs ave gone wobblee Miss! Mite be bacc layter afta a sleeepp?

Ware is evvrywun? Is it skool holliedaze?

I’ve got until willa arrives to try and answer. Miss, May I phone a friend?

I got it! I got it! Yay! Wil pee emm yoo Miss.

Hmm, need to av a seeryus fink abaht this wun

Am I furst in this tim? Bet sumwun sneeks in wile Im tiping this....

Pantglas, put that alcohol away, NOW! ?